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 THE CONVENTION!!!
greetings all.... and welcome to my newest idea. It is a convention completely devoted to the ranting and the discrepencies of the stupid people out there. I havent thought of a name yet but we'll get to that later. we have some rules and i will make you follow them. number 1: NO SMOKING, the last thing we need is a fire bugged bastard throwing his ciggarette butts all over the place and making people smell like a fucking bar. it is really retarded and i can't stand that smell.

Number 2: there is drinking here but if you want to consume then you must have a good id. no fan clubs a real id like a drivers license or a gov thing. the security here will kill you so if they ask, dont take out your sailor moon nudy site membership card or your dbz fan club card. not gonna work.

rule the third: no weapons of any kind. for some reason there is always those people who come to any convention dressed as something so no weapons. no guns, no arrows, no light sabers, and no more of those god damn nerf things. i am tired of darts going into the fucking drinks. there will be a sword fighting thing but let those tained handle it.

what elses is there, da da not important, no, ah.....
the most importnat rule ever .


SHOWER!!!!!! this convention is 3 freaking days long and i hate it when im in line and in front of me, someone smells, and in back of me, someone smells. its like being in the middle of a funk snadwhich. we are going to be handing out freeaking soap because i am tired of this crap so go home, take like a 30 minute frekaing shower and come back. i gaurentee we will still be here.
other than that, enjoy the convention but don't flirt with the girl in the dominatrix outfit. you will not like the outcome trust me. SHE"S INSANE!!
    Posted by ltleWashu on 2007-10-10 05:11:25 | Rating: | Views: 67
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