I am so sick and tired of hearing these stupid Chuck Norris jokes. I will be honest though. I have told a few in my time but they are now so uppity that it’s gotten out of hand. There are now incredibly stupid and sometimes racist Chuck Norris jokes. I have actually heard a C.N. joke about him going back in time and killing a bunch of white people in Egypt or something. It is so stupid now that there are some chuck Norris jokes that are used as threats! WHO THE HELL CAME UP WITH THE CHUCK NORRIS JOKE IN THE FIRST PLACE??!!! Tell me now because I am going to beat the hell out of him for starting this stupid thing. There are jokes about his sexuality and now there is even one that says only chuck Norris can tell a chuck Norris joke. WHY?! Does that mean that only a drunken lazy retard can tell George Bush jokes? (Yes I see the paradox oh pointer out of dumb things.) Its sheer madness and it needs to stop before I go down to Texas and kick Chuck Norris’s ass so that there will be no more damn jokes. GIVE IT UP OH PEOPLE OF TOO MUCH FREE TIME! There are tournaments now about the jokes. FREAKING TOURNAMENTS?! Why do you need a competition of a bunch of racist crack heads telling bad jokes for 4 bloody hours? I would rather sit and listen to the sound of my testicles rubbing on sand paper that hear another god damn joke. It is torture.  So fuck your jokes, fuck Walker Texas Ranger and most importantly fuck the man who invented Chuck Norris Jokes. And by the way, I AM A CHUCK NORRIS FAN SO UP YOURS PEOPLE!!!