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And we Rocked it Because we Rock.

OK so I am making the tough call, My dating life has gone from search and rescue to search and recovery. HA. I like my lifestyle the way it is. I am not going to try to change it anymore. So here is a list of why being single is absolutely awesome and why everyone else can kiss it.

Why Being a Single Gal in Her 20's is the Superior Lifestyle
*No arguements over stupid stuff
*The toilet seat is down....Clown
*Expansive bed space with blankets that never get stolen
*Flirt Friendly excursions, the bank, the store, the coffeeshop...all fair game baby.
*Flirting makes everyone happy and noone gets hurt.
*Long excessive bathtimes
*Full rule over television program viewing
* You never have to worry about a breakup when you are a singleton.
* Long conversations with friends about boys can happen whereever, whenever
*Single girls are the sole owners of the intoxicants in their fridges, and yes they can drink whenever.
* A full nights rest when you to go to sleep; no complaining male, no crying children, no interruptions.
* Noone to clean up after but the pets and yo damn self.
*Plenty of time to do things you like to do.
*Plenty of time in general.
*The dating game is free entertainment, unlike espn sports you don't have to pay for cable to view it.
*In this economic crisis, who can turn down free entertainment...I mean really.
*No rearranging of schedule to watch someones favorite team lose, again...and again.
*No pressure.
* Don't have to worry about the inenvitable akward conversations about children, politics, marriage, and sex.
*You don't have to blame or explain your period......period. Yeah, I said it.
*Tell me again why I need a man?
There you have it folkers, now if you would like to add some positive things to this list that I missed please by all means add some amendments!!!!
Remember Better to Mingle and Stay Single Than to be in Hatin It in a Relationship!