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The 75 year old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,"Take this jar home and bring back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 75 year old man goes back to the doctor and gives him the jar which is as clean and empty as the previous day. The doctor asks what happened and the old man explains,"Well doc, its like this: First I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my right hand, still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left hand, nothing, She even tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but still no luck." The doctor is shocked! "You mean to tell me, you asked your neighbor?!? The old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn’t get that damned JAR open!"
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