Lola back!  Part 2 of the weekend!  So, Jen went to the party at Phil's house and it got kinda interesting...  Turns out this woman, who looked like a crack*#)$%, was with Phil, so Jen had me send her a pic of me and this crazy guy with Tourette's named Wesley told Paul just how hot I was and that he had "first dibbs".  So, then Mark told Phil that I had no baggage whatsoever: awesome job, no kids, life of the party, etc. and Phil really wanted to see my pic, but this crackwhore - Bonnie? - told him "I don't think so" and grabbed Jen's phone from them and wouldn't let him see my pic.  Well, I'm sure he is no Prince William, but word on the street is that he has a Prince Albert, so I'd at least want a round with him to see what that was like...plus I hear he "comes from money", so why not give it a shot?!  Well, he did end up seeing my pic and was like "No way, dude, I get first dibbs", but then Jen heard today at work that he's been around, so who knows if he'll ever "crown" me, ha!  I suppose I'll post the pic I sent to them...



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