Lola here.  Don't you just hate it when people take advantage of you?  Guys use girls, girls use guys, it happens to both sexes, but my most recent experience is with this guy I met at school named Edward.  We've had this thing going on since October 2005,  but it wasn't until November 2006 when we started leaving bars together at night and hooking up back at his place.  So, it was all fine and dandy, until I found out that he had a girlfriend...but I left it go.  He'd bitch about her all the time, so I figured she was just a nag and a time piece, so whatever.  I didn't realize just how serious it was until I found her myspace page and although it's private, her quote at the top read "We're Engaged!"  Can you imagine how shocked I am to read this?  I mean, this came out of NOWHERE...according to him, that is... I remember being at his place in the middle of the night and she'd call and he'd have to shush me so she wouldn't hear.  Well, the one night she must have heard me, because he said "no one's here, I'm alone".  Hahahaha!  Then, on 2 separate occasions, he called and left me voicemails telling me he loved me!  I mean what the hell?!  Did he intend to dial my number - she's gotta be on a speeddial and we are not even near each other in his contact list - her name is Erin, but is in his phone as Sweetheart or Sweetie and neither of those are near the L's, so I don't know...  Did he intend to call me and was it just a Freudian slip?  Does he really love me?  Well, it doesn't matter now, because he'll probably hate me after what I did tonight. 

Here's some background info:  they met at college and he got kicked off the wrestling team because the local police found enough drugs at his place to charge him with dealing, but she stayed with him through all of this, even when he went to school closer to his hometown, which was like 200 miles away.  So...he ended up attending grad school back in the area and an hour away from her, and he met me about a week after he moved here.  Sooo - what is she like?  Her name is Erin, but since I have another friend named Erin, I'll call this one the Will and Grace Erin, because she looks like Grace, but talks like Karen.  I have a lot of disdain for this girl...maybe because she is everything I'm not and vice versa, or maybe because she has something I want.

So, what I did tonight was call him and tell him that I was pregnant.  I told him I was 11 weeks, which would date back to when him and I were together last and he knows that I've been in and out of the doctor since then, so this is a very believable story...well, he freaked out!  Good!  Serves him right for lying to me for that entire time and saying that I could "work for him" and be his "mistress"...  Lola doesn't play second fiddle to anyone, so I recorded him saying "Erin can't find out about this" and what she'd do if she found out about this.  I'll probably try to upload that, as soon as Joe shows me how to splice.  Too bad it only got Edward's voice and not mine, but not a big deal.  I'll have to transfer his voicemails to here, also.  I hope to have that done tomorrow night after work!  Wish me luck!

Lola out!

What I'm listening to: Destiny's Child - Check on It and Melissa Ethridge - Yes I Am and I'm the Only One