Wahahaha!!!  I'm back!!!

Thank goodness, I've been chased by boredom all this time!!  It nearly got me!!

I've been in Taiwan for 5 days now.  Everything is ok I guess, besides the part where my grandma yells at me a lot.  It's actually the way she talks, she just has a tendency to raise her voice, everytime she speak....  Sometimes it's my fault but most of the time, she just yells because I'm still not used to Taiwan.

Let me describe my typical day of scolding:

I usually wake up around 9 o'clock, if my grandma is home, she would yell at me on the top of her lungs to wake me up because God forbid you sleep pass 7.  Yeah, I'm serious.  People in Taiwan do not sleep pass 7, at least not in our house.

My granny comes home everyday at exactly 11:30 and expects me to have lunch made by 12.  Honestly, I don't cook.  I don't know how and I never eat at 12.  When I was working at Bento Cafe, we don't eat lunch til 3:30!!  So, once again, I get yelled at for not making lunch or I didn't finish making lunch. 

After lunch, she would still stick around for maybe an hour, and she would start grumbling about my clothes.  First, she would make fun of how I wear them; a lil baggy, a lil careless, definately doesn't look like I would go on a date in them, those kinda clothes.  Then she would start yelling at me about I haven't washed my clothes today.  Not the ones I'm wearing, I'm a very clean girl you know.  She is talking about the clothes I wore yesterday.  In Taiwan, you need to wash your clothes everyday!!  In our house, we hand wash all our clothes.  I like to wash my clothes once every 2 days, and that gets on her nerves a lot.  Hey, I don't go anywhere; I stay home all day, why do I need to wash them everyday?  They don't stink!!  At least no one told me so....

She leaves the house evenually and then comes home at 5:30.  She doesn't have a job.  She is old, she just take care of her vegetables and sells them occasionally, but she keeps such a precise schedule!!  And, she expect me to do the same.  She wants dinner cooked by 6.  Let me say it again, 6!!!  I usually eat at like 10 if I'm lucky, 9:30.  I just can't get used to eating so early, not to mention cooking it myself.  Man, I miss my boyfriend because my boyfriend would always take care of me and cook me food when I'm hungry.  He definatelly cooks better than me....  Oh, did I mention this is the part where she yells??

7 o'clock, the news comes on.  She would yell at me to change the channel.  I'm used to this one because the news is interesting anyways.  Ridiculous even.  Let me tell you, some guy fed his ducks cabbage last week and a duck died so now no one eats cabbage!!  Turns out it's because that guy didn't wash his veggies and there was some ferturizer or something on the cabbage that's why the duck died, it isn't harmful to human  But still, no one eats cabbage anymore~

And 9 o'clock, my grandma sleeps.  She would yell at me to turn the TV down.  She will not yell at me about TV unless I watch it over 12 o'clock.  I try not to watch it over 12 because she knows.  It's so weird, she sleeps at 9 yet she would know if I watch it too long.  I turn it down til I can barely hear it and she sleeps in different room!!  If I slept early that day, she would ask me a bunch of questions before I sleep.  Like, have you took a shower, have you brushed your teeth, changed your clothes before going to bed?  If I forgot one, she would yell at me while I get out of bed to do what I forgot.  I usually just forgets to change my clothes.  She doesn't like it if i hop into bed with the same clothes I had on that night.  Oh yeah, I sleep with my grandma.  Only because Taiwan got some crazy mosquitoes!!  I tried sleeping in different rooms but I usually can't sleep due to them evil blood suckers, and then by chance, I slept in the same room with my grandma, I learned no mosquito got me.  I've been sleeping in her room ever since.  It's so amazing!!  She is a natural bug repellant!!  Lois tested!!  teeheehee.

So anyways, that basically sums up a day of yelling, she gives it out for free, so people, don't be shy; come get your share, so I don't have to hog them all. 

Now, let me tell ya.  I miss internet so much!!  It's not that we don't have connection in the house, but it's that my cousin is using it most of the time, she has school so she is more important.  I learned that I have an addiction to computer because the first day I couldn't touch one, I couldn't stop thinking about it, then the 2nd day, I had a dream about going on the internet, the 3rd day, I was begging my cousin to let me use hers.  Can you just imagine how happy I was when I got my hands on this one?  I just gotta say, yay internet!!

I doubt I can use internet everyday, so I got to cherish every typo.  Woowoowoo, I love typoes~

Alright, see you people another blue moon~