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I enjoyed a late night movie thursday, it had been a while since I enjoyed Brick, that movie is pure, sluthy genuis. I then proceeded to barf for 4 hours straight after my barium test the next day. Fuck barium! That shit tastes horrible, it's like chalk dust in the back of you're throat. At least I didn't get the gas this time, they gave me that stuff last year and apparently I ran up and down the halls with my retarded ass hospital gown open. I still don't remember a damn thing. Actually, I 'm lieing. I craved BBQ sandwich. It was quite toothful.
So tonight I hung out with Dan an Sammy early, we watched Kung Fu Hustle. It really is like luny toons trying to kill each other ong-bak style. (excellent movie btw.) I got to talk to sammy for a while as I was driving him through the dunnies to get his keys, (he locked them in his car). I really need to hang out with that kid more, He's the only person who rivals my amusement of crazy Japanese stuff. (commercials, game shows ect.) Besides, honestly? Who doesent enjoy human tetris? Or prank shows, that launch a sauna seat out of a rest house on a bobsled down a ski mountain (which someone unknowingly sat on.)
A bit later I met up with Kayla. (Who was half stoned on vicadon and giggled at EVERYTHING). (CLUCK YOU, CHICKEN!) We started at steak & shake and we chilt for a bit. We proceeded to visit craig, raid our local municipallity of its gummy bears, and finished it off by driving through the country till about 2 listening to the "phat beats".
Craig called right after he finished closing up the store and we engaged in some empty strip mall shananagins which im sure a few people will be pondering tommorow. I am now home and ready to...not sleep?
Not feeling it yet.
Oh yes, and friday I started my research project. JOY.
1) A girl in the UK commited suicide last week, her note said she was going to join the black parade. I am not making this up. Unknown lonely girl, you win the emo award of the week. Better luck next time around.
2) I have never listened to New Found Glory before today.
3) I really want to chase the Jehova's Witness's off my porch with the two foot long beasty dildo we saw at the lions den one time. The thought of this amuses me.
Upon rereading this article, it seems rather humor deficient.
Poop. I hear gunfire, thats all for now.
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Posted by liarsmatchbox on 2008-06-01 04:01:25 | Rating: | Views: 48
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OMG, two nights ago, my friend and I were on mydeathspace.com, and we were on that girl's myspace!!
And the story on the site was rather funny.
Hahahaha.
PS- Post the hamster storyyyy =]
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Posted by kaylajeskey
on 2008-06-02 14:51:53
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