-i'm on the brink of popularity. right there (no not like a lame super obvious wannabe)

-i don't like kerry my boyfriend. he acts soooo shy. but kerry=popular

-i like alex. a lot. but alex=lame

turns out, just when i thought i'd never be able to dump my older friends, highschool saves the day! i have noooo classes with my nerdy friends and classes with all my popular friends. oh yeah baby. all i have to work on is the girls. all they guys already like me because.... i'm pretty hot for our grade. not to sound conceited or anything. but it's true. now if i can just find a way to win over the girls. it's going to be sooo hard. and i'm going to have to get bitchier. but i think i can do it. see, if "m" is me, "p" is the coolies, and "l" is the losers, here i am on the bitchiness/snotty scale.

p  m     l

see? so close. but not close enough. i really want to dump kerry, but that'll just have to wait a month or two i guess.