Thoughts.com Blogs - Public Displays of Affection!

Let me set the scene for you: he takes her mouth with his. His hand slides down the front of her bra and she lets out a gasp. He kisses her neck and whilst taking a firm grasp of her arse. She puts her leg across his body and straddles him...

Sound like a dodgy Mills & Boon novel or maybe a extract from a porno right?

Wrong! This was something I witnessed on a bus packed full of what I can only call innocent by standers. I was on my way home on Monday, I'd had a lousy day and was pretty annoyed at the fact I'd had to work the Bank Holiday with no one from my team. I stood at bus stop and waited patiently for what seemed like hours when a love struck teenage couple stood in front of me. They started to get a bit frisky so I moved well away from them. I don't know if its just me but I get really uncomfortable when couple start doing this in the vicinity.

I got a seat half way down the bus and this huge guy sat next to me. He smelled like he hadn't seen soap in a few years and he squashed me right against the window. I routed through my bag and realised I'd left my book on my desk at work, but I was content in just listening to my Ipod. I looked up and realised the happy couple had plonked themselves right in front of me and were continuing there antics from the bus stop. Can you imagine being sandwiched between a human dumpster and a window on a humid day on a bus with no open windows and then having to watch to people devour each others faces?

And then to top this horrific day off my Ipod decided to die! So I was stuck with nothing to look at besides soft core porn and nothing to listen except something that sounds like a hoover that has been caught on a rug! They were sat in front of me and the happy boy decided to release her boobs from her top and play with them like the tuners on a radio. I had serious trouble controlling my gag reflex. But the worst thing was he kept looking at me as if it say "you know you want in love" I think they may have been voyeurs in training.

I have never been a fan of PDA's but that has got to have been the worst one I have ever seen. It's the stuff nightmares are made of. So I'm warning you now next time you see an over friendly couple at your stop just wait for the next bus!