What do i know about anything really?

I'm coming to think that i'm still retarded after all these years...

1st lesson- ex girlfriends don't get jokes especially ones that refer to how bad their profile picture looks, and when their friends butt in to cut you down, don't reply with great (but merciless) come backs because then you turn into a jerk. Which i didn't realize until my friend was like "Are you serious? dude that is unecessary..." I've tried joking with the same girl after our relationship for 2 years now, and she still doesn't get it and I come off as the same bitter loser i was in high school to her and her friends.

2nd lesson-Patience? no just common sense. A girl can talk to you all she wants. But that doesn't mean she is interested in you, or will answer your call-even if she promises? I don't know , brooklyn biotches are wack. I guess i'm not ghetto enough to mack the fresh girls. I wish yo. I'm funky and a bit fresh but i guess i'm too much of a goof. 

3rd lesson-The ones that do work out are always too far away. ALWAYS! Its going to be a pain in the neck, so give it up because its nothing new to you. I guess you're not meant to be held down at this point.

4th lesson (and the one i always have to remind myself) do what you can when, you can't have what you want.  Meaning applying to girls? Play drums and forget it. Although i wish i was playing drums right now Sean's dad is watching the game so i can't. I guess blogging is what i can do so i'll do that. 

5th lesson Time after time your friends will always have a girlfriend or somebody to hook up with when you don't. You've been in these situations for as long as you lived. especially when their significant other is your ex or someone you liked. Having to put up with the stupid questions and the proclamations of sexual victories and such will drive any single person crazy. Will it be like that forever? Probably not.  Does it suck? A bit. Play drums and forget about it. Because there's probably plenty of chicks who want to get drunk and watch drake and josh in their underwear with you. They just haven't run into you yet. 

Why can't i just get it, and be done? I have no clue. I have the worst luck with girls i'm sure you all know that. Does that mean i'm unconfident in my abilities? No, not at all. I'm a great guy and a lot of girls would be lucky to have me at all. Its just my frustration that gets the best of me. I guess thats it, i just want to get it all figured out before its too late. 

too all the confused leaving london listeners that have been reading these last couple of posts. Since it is my personal blog ( or at least i'm the one writing the blogs this is whats going on right now. Because of the split we've been a little behind on band business and news. The album will be released even later. So Hang on still we're coming. If you are tired of me bitching about my worthless complaints just let me know. I'm tired of it too. 

love you,
Mikey