4/25/2008

I woke up from another strange dream, that the city was being overrun by crazy monkeys with knives that were infected by some disease. I was in some super market trying to defend myself with knives or some crap. There was an escape party and my parents left, i thought i was going to go with them, but they left without me it sucked.

I woke up did, my push ups went to work. On my lunch break all i had was a bottle of water and some chips. Plain cape cod, canoloa oil cooked , chips.  It needed something else i remember i left a packet of mustard in sean's car about a month ago. I grabbed it-it had gum stuck to the outside and it was all warm from the sunlight. "rock and roll" i said to myself as i proceeded to squeeze mustard on every chip i could.

I drove home and decided it was time to start running to get into shape. I waited an hour after i ate, did all my stretches so everything was fine. I was In about a mile when i realized i had to crap. So i kept going until a certain point where i began to turn around. I was just close enough to see my street when it got bad. I began to run faster but the faster i ran, the looser my body became, and the harder it was to hold it in. So i had to keep jogging back. Then i sprinted into the house into the bathroom, and released like a cannon. Relieved, sweaty, and tired i said to myself. "rock and roll man"

By the way Real World XX holywood is my new favorite addiction. I am never that guy , and usually make fun of the people that log on to the websites based off all these reality shows to get more exclusive footage and all that shaz. But right now i'm on realworlddailies.com watching exclusive uncut footage and omigah it is totally awesome. WATCH THIS SEASON NOW!! BEFORE YOU FALL BEHIND ON WHATS GOING ON!!