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Michele: im tired
Sent at 2:13 PM on Thursday
me: my favorite part of the day is my commute because i can read my book !!
is that sad?
Michele: lol
not sad
funny
lol
dont u read at hme too?
me: i was all over fb today
i'm such a loser
lol
Michele: lol
me: why you so tired?
Michele: im a loser
i was googling images of lions & lion tamers
lol
idk
me: some times i read a little b4 bed
Michele: im always tired lately
me: weird
Sent at 2:16 PM on Thursday
Michele: broken sleep
i dont put myself to bed
i fall asleep with all the lights & the tv on
me: how>?
Michele: then i wake up at like 4am & move to my bed
me: why would you want to ?!
why?
Michele: want to what?
it jhust happens
me: fall asleep with everything on
Michele: i get tired, i fall asleep
i never say...ok ur tired, get ready for bed
lol
me: you should just shut it off and go to bed
lol
ur bad
Michele: yep
i fell asleep a lil after 10
me: you should pick a bed time and go to bed at that tiome
Michele: then joe calls me a lil after 11 & i was so cranky
cuz it was so hot in my apt
me: lol
Michele: & i didnt get ready for bed a tthat point either
me: you need to take care of yourself
Michele: i fell back asleep & didnt shut the lights off til i think 6:30am
lol
im lazy
me: thats how people get sick ya know
Michele: & an instant gratifier
me: lowers your immunity
Michele: says the lucky girlw ho never gets sick
lol
me:
i get colds sometimes.............barely
allergies bother me the most
when they act up
otherwise i am like one big giant white blood cell
Michele: ive had a stuffy nose since labor day
me: and i cough now and then from smoking
Michele: i have to assume its allergies cuz no one has a cold for that long
& my snot is all clear
lol
me: maybe you should try .......... sleeping!!
like a normal human
lol
eww snot
that word grosses me out
lol
Michele: lol
snot snot snot
boogers
snot
me: jerk
Michele: lol
me: not laughing
lol
ok now i'm laughing
Sent at 2:22 PM on Thursday
Michele: hahahahaha
im gonna make u a snot cocktail for halloween

me: eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
stop sayuing snot!~!

hahaha those angry faces really make me laugh
lol
Michele: hahaha
i now know ur weakness
me: lol
stupid
Michele:
me: i cant wait for the halloween party !@
Michele: me neither!
i cant wait for this weekend or next!
YAY haunte dhouse!
joes finding me a place to get hot apple cider on SI
hahahah
im such a dirk
dork
i can just got to the market & microwave it & there u go
lol
me: lol
i bought some at the ferry
i've been drinking it all week !!
Michele: its not the same unless we are standng on line in the cold at headless horseman, clenching our hot cider

waaaaaa
that makes me jealous!
me: i make due
Michele: on the manhattan side?
me: you should b
Michele: tell me
i want in!
me: yep - theres like a little green market
pretty cool actually
and i got a tiny pumpkin for a dollar
Michele: ima txt u a pic of our office pumpkin
my friend & i made him

me: lol
cool!
i'm gonna post it on face boko
jk
unless you want me too
lol
Michele: idk
idc*
i love him
hes my baby
me: waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg
Michele: lol
me: lol
Michele: hahahaha
me: his name?
Michele: francis
no wait
me: its coming
lol
Michele: thats not halloween-y
me: boo
Michele: his name is herburt
me: then you8 can have moo and boo
Michele: halloween herbert
lol
hes not scary
me: ok - and how is herburt halloweeny?
Michele: hes dorky
its an H name
lol
me: what about penderton
Michele: dork-ula
me: lol
lmao!!!
thats GREAT!!
Michele: ??
from what?
me: omg - he is a geek!!
he is def not a boo
Michele: i made his glasses out of paperclips
lol
me: hahahahaa
Michele: & i tied his dreads out of broken rubbernads
my friend drew the face
me: i like penderton
Michele: HERBERT
me: oh wait is he jamaican
Michele: herbert penderton
me: oh i like thAT !
Michele: thats his name!
me: AWESOME NAME!
Michele: wejust gave birth lo!
me: for an AWESOME PUMPKIN
Michele: haha
me: lol
Michele: wait & see what i carve this weekend
im excired
excited
i kinda feel bad cuz i think im torturing joe
but idk
me: lol
Michele: id do it for him!
me: u prolly are
but that's what girlfriends are for )
torture

Michele: maybe i should dead the baking a pumkpin pie idea
& just make him carve
me: suppose to be smily
Michele: i'll bake by myself
lol
me: yeah
Michele: boo
Sent at 2:34 PM on Thursday
me: check your facebook
why boo?
Michele: cuz if i dont make him bake a pie, i'll never do it
lol
& i was gonna bring it to ur party
lol
me: lol
so make him do it - i'm sure you wont be making him - i'm sure he wants to
maniac
lol
Michele: lol
i HATE scorpions
theyre UGLY
me: not thaT
Michele: i like the concept
but i dont want to look at it
lol
me: i posted something else...i didnt go thru
?
Michele: i saw it
herbert penderton
lol
me: yep
i'm going to post a new scoripion everyday
tiill you learn to love what you truly are
Michele: i just wont check
lol
me: lol
Michele: i'll post SNOT everyday
cartoon snot
real snot
me: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Michele: snot in a tissue
me: stop with the s**t work
word*
Michele: a variety to spice up ur life
lol
me: uuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Michele: its ur kryptonite
me: blech
making vomit noises over here
Michele: hahahahahah
Sent at 2:41 PM on Thursday
Michele: just made myself chia tea
instead of coffee
im so good
lol
me: lol
go you
Sent at 3:00 PM on Thursday
me: omg END THIS DAY !
Sent at 3:03 PM on Thursday
Michele: lol
i jhust heated up my 2nd serving of pasta
lol
i am going to be the fattest heffer in a bikini drinking by the pool
& i think im ok with it
lol
me: hell yeah!
i'm gonna moo when i'm by the pool so people just think i'm a cow...and not just some chubby girl
mooooooooooooooooooooo
Michele: hahaha
me:
Michele: im with u!
me: lol
Michele: whenever we are feeling extra big, we moo at each other
but discreet like
me: they'll be all like - hey look at that cow however there...wowo...how cool...did you know they had bovine in jamaica
no
i did not know that
well well well
Michele: bovine?
me: no - not descreet - [people need to hear it so they think we are actually cows
and not girls
bovine=cow
Michele: oh
lol
me: lol
Michele: they are going to think we are moo-ing at them
me: that's ok
Michele: if i heard people mooing i would think they were calling ME fat
lol
me: then they will be all like -
Michele: we are going to get our asses kicked in jamiaca
me: omg - it hink the cows are mooo ing at us
Michele: lol
me: how cool is thaty
look jenny i think that one likes you
why dont you pet iot
and she'll say no petey you pet it first i'm scared
and then petey will come over and rub our bellies
and we'll moo some more
and then petey will say
hey jenny- i think the need to be milked
and then the fun really starts!
Sent at 3:10 PM on Thursday
me: because petey will try to milk us...
mmmmmmmmmm petey i'll say
and he'll say hey you just talked! omg Jenny it's a takling cow!
Michele: ur nuts
me: and then i will ask petey how he feels about beastiality
Michele: u just want to be milked by a man named petey
hahaa
me: apparently
who knew
you know anyone named petey
Michele: if we meet anyoen at anytime names pete, peter, or petey m sending him UR way
me: and actually - i want to be milked by a boy named petey while jenny watches and i moo
please do , thank you
Michele: lol
ur gonna have to compromise on the jenny thing
lifes about compromises
me: hmm
ok
im pretty easy
weird...i suddenly feel horny
Michele: how about we jsut make it a P name
me: do you too ?
Michele: u know...joe has a friend named Pat
hes not bad looking either
me: or is it just me?
hook it up
Michele: just u
lol
me: tell him to come by my apartment tonight
Michele: uve met him b4
hes been at ur house
me: i have?
Michele: lol
me: what house?
Michele: yep after the dico party at cargo
ur parents house
me: what does he look like ?
Michele: silent bob
lol
but cuter
lol
me: does he look like a farmer........cuz that would be perfect
Michele: no, but i can suggest it for halloween
me: ok - but i dont have a cow costume
damn
invite him
Michele: im being a lion
me: i know
Michele: we shouldve all been animals this year!!!
me: awesome
we should have
im going to be a referee
Michele: nat is being a care bear
lol
me: i know
close
kindf of an animal;
a bear
Michele: u can supervise the milking
me: that cares alot about people and stuff
Michele: lol
me: i will - i will referee all milking done at party
a caring bear
is natali
and you are a ferocious small lion
Michele: hahaha
im caring!
lol
me: a ferocious small chinese lion that dresses really well
Michele: hhahahaha
me: lmaop
Michele: & apparently is going to get whipped on halloween night
lol
me: omg
thats right
how excellent is your costume and his
your partner costumes
your 2 of a kind
Michele: i wasnt even thinking of his costume
me: two halves of a whole
so nice
Michele: i was just doing mine cuz hes last minute & i didnt want to wait
he came up with the lion tamer
lol
me: does he have a chair
and a top hat
Michele: YEP
lol
me: and a whip
good
can he whip me
Michele: we have to get him a hat
me: im kididng
Michele: NO
me: im nt kidding
Michele: lol
i'll whip u
me: i am iam
Michele: lol
me: ok
good i want to be whipped by a small ferocious schinese lion that dresses really well and gets fiesty when she is either too hungry or too hot
Michele: we need a mustache, a top hat, a bow tie, suspenders
haha
do u have any of these accessories?
he aslo needs a jkt or a vest & boots
me: you need one of that jackets that come down low in the back and are split up the middle
Michele: yeah
me: no
sorry
Michele: but if we cant find it, im thinking suspenders would e good enough
& a cape
he just needs the creepy mustache & the hat & whip are musts
me: you can use natalies neck hair as a mustache - just shave it off and glue it on joe
Michele: haahahahahah
me: yeah - creepy mustache
Michele: u just made me choke on my tea!
me: then my job is done here!
i think i might have to copy this thead and post it on my blog
just for shits and giggles
Michele: lol
me: do people really giggle when they shit
i dont
Michele: haha
ur crazy
hahaha
are u really putting this on ur blog??
lol
Sent at 3:22 PM on Thursday
me: YUP !
Michele: i invited mel to dinner tom
me: best believe it
Michele: dont knwo if she is gonna come
me: ok
Michele: nat will appreciate the hairy neck comment
lol
me: hahaha
Sent at 3:26 PM on Thursday
Michele: lol
Sent at 3:27 PM on Thursday

Herbert Penderton