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Case of the Monday's??? Have a laugh!!!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole ? *I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was......Read More

Posted on: 2007-07-09 14:15:08 | Rating:

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Just a tid bit to get ya thinkin!
THIS IS REALLY INTERESTING TO READ. Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads,......Read More

Posted on: 2007-07-10 12:25:50 | Rating:

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Here a LAUGH there a LAUGH....
Questions and answers hope you smile Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q: What's a mixed feeling? A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q: What's the height of......Read More

Posted on: 2007-07-12 10:48:07 | Rating:

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Vigra It's Good to Laugh
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was......Read More

Posted on: 2007-07-12 10:52:00 | Rating:

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Something to offend EVERYONE
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a Quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What......Read More

Posted on: 2007-07-12 12:21:51 | Rating:

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Sense of humor needed............
A horse, A chicken & a Harley (it's a joke) On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!......Read More

Posted on: 2007-07-17 11:27:35 | Rating:

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You just have to read this......
Two Choices What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the......Read More

Posted on: 2007-07-20 15:35:26 | Rating:

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Thought of the DAY
Handle every situation like a dog If you can't eat it or screw it.... Piss on it and walk away!! everything is temporary. ...Read More