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How To Shower Like a Woman:
Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry
basket according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make
mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for
10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa
cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel
on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
areas.
How To Shower Like a Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her
making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse
them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area.
Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on
the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk..
"Wee."
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.
Admire willy size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and
fan on..
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
Is this the truest thing you've ever read????? I thought I'd die laughing.....
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Posted by lastblastkl on 2008-10-12 19:53:31 | Rating: | Views: 216
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I hope this is all what YOU think men and women shower. D: This is no where close to how I shower....
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Posted by Kodama
on 2008-10-12 19:56:15
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Hahahah! The only thing stopping me from laughing is the fact I'm sitting in my school library, listening to music and supposedly doing my school work, which is not remotely funny. So I'll show my restricted laughter in h's and e's.
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhe eheheheheheheheheheheh!!!
phew, i think i'm done.
very funny.
Emeh<3
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Posted by hearxmexrawrr
on 2008-10-12 19:59:36
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K
This was a joke....geeeessssssh!
Emeh
I got this as an email....I thought it was so funny!!! Too bad 'others' don't have your sense of humor!!!
K
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-10-12 20:02:29
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I love this-I've seen it before and was just actually thinking about it the other day. Sooooooooo true!
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Posted by ladiegodiva
on 2008-10-12 20:04:21
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haha! This is sooo true!!! I love it! I espcially love the blow your nose in your hands one.. why do all guys seem to do this? its sooo nasty!
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Posted by country_girl
on 2008-10-12 20:07:38
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If we shower together and wash each other, does this still apply? Some of the "man" stuff is foreign to me, but I am no pig man. Are other men really this disgusting? If men are really disgusting like this, it is no wonder that most of the truly beautiful and demanding women have no children. Pussy, gay or pig man do not seem like great options. Luckily, I am alive. Omnipotent and clean with the potential for very dirty is now an option. Now that is one in 6 billion. It is the true Lady's year and as long as I have a male heir, it will continue for generations.
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Posted by joseph33
on 2008-10-12 20:23:36
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that is soooooo funny
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Posted by DouglasMB
on 2008-10-12 20:29:53
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LG
I thought this was funny too...it would seem some are taking it a bit serious though...what shall we do????
CG
Some men are gross...some women are too....lol...but this was funny! Thanks!
Joseph..
I'm not sure if you took this seriously or not. I'm sure some men are pigs as are many women, but this was meant as pure humor and nothing else. Thank you though for the comment.
Douglas...Is it getting stuffy in here or what???? Holy Cow....Can't anyone take a joke anymore???? All this fuss over a freaking shower!!!
SK
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-10-12 21:32:50
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Have you been talking to my wife????
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Posted by bigd49
on 2008-10-12 21:42:33
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BigD
She called me today....what the hell have you been doing???? LOL
SK
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-10-12 21:47:11
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She didn't tell you about the dance, no not the dance, isn’t anything confidential anymore. The shame of it all. LOL
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Posted by bigd49
on 2008-10-12 21:56:22
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Bigd.
Nothing between two women is confidential...nothing...You should hang your head...on the up side...didn't know you were quite the dancer!!!!! WOO HOOOO! lol
K
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-10-12 21:58:30
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This is freakin hillarious!!! I'm forwarding this on!!
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Posted by brlracincwgrl
on 2008-10-12 22:55:16
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B
I hope you do...i did!!!
K
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-10-12 23:52:13
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LOL ;)
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Posted by livinglife
on 2008-10-13 02:45:11
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Hmm I don't leave the light on.
Oh and I don't use a towel ;)
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Posted by Long
on 2008-10-13 03:57:01
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haha.. agreed so much.. execpt no nude here.. live with 9 others! must stay covered.. but i laughed through the whole guys shower :D
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Posted by shadow_gurly
on 2008-10-13 04:40:44
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That was great. I loved it!
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Posted by prelude2it
on 2008-10-13 10:20:19
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K---
Was the above true or a joke, cause that's how
my wife and I DO shower... :-)
Very funny, thanks for sharing...
funnyman
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Posted by funnyman57
on 2008-10-13 11:59:41
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LL
I'm glad I made you laugh....:)
LONG
WHOA!!!!!! Need I say more????? :)
Shadow
9????? You must live in a big house to have nine roommates....Glad you enjoyed this!:)
Prelude
Is this the truth or not???? I do/did most of what women do and a few of what the guys do...LOL....:)
FM
This was a joke, but it has to be based on truth...seriously! It would seem by the comments I got that most thought it was funny and a couple did not....oh well...win some lose some!!! :)
SK
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-10-13 12:41:25
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That is HILARIOUS!!! Thank you for making me laugh out loud K - Priceless. Woo Woo
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Posted by overthehillandfar...
on 2008-10-13 15:42:37
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K! Have you been watching me though my window? O.o
E
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Posted by Evetspordlaw
on 2008-10-13 16:35:19
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E
Don't tell me this is u and ur hubby too??? Whats the world coming to??? My son just emailed me and said.."Mom, how did you know I did that?"...I'm glad I made you laugh out loud...:) *hugs*
E
Every man thats read this thinks i'm some sort of 'peeping tom' or 'peeping k' (in my case....I promise you I haven't looked....LOL :)
SK
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-10-13 18:27:00
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are you a peeping lastblastke, Im getting the creeps, you were watching me, werent you?
OMG
my favorite was the size of the towel
why do we do that?
why do we do that
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Posted by roe
on 2008-10-13 21:31:45
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are you a peeping lastblastke, Im getting the creeps, you were watching me, werent you?
OMG
my favorite was the size of the towel
why do we do that?
why do we do that
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Posted by roe
on 2008-10-13 21:31:50
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Great post last! The blowing the hands on the nose thing though... there aren't REALLY guys who do that are there?
But yes, very funny stuff.
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Posted by SmoothOperator
on 2008-10-14 11:45:55
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