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NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN:
DEPRESSED? OVERWORKED? JOB SUCK? UNAPPRECIATED?
FAMILY PROBLEMS? MONEY WORRIES?
Well here are the pills for you.........
When life just blows.................FUKITOL!
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hrs.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding
you of how alwful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait
til they moved out!
ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.
PEPTBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before
an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
MENICILLAN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person.'
BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
JACKASSPRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.
I need a script sent out 911, ASAP, NOW!!!!
i think its safe to say u know who this came from.......good ole sister lynn.
shes a nurse with her lpn and rn.........works in a busy doctor's office.......too much time to think. but don't u just love her? hell, i could've used some of this stuff a while back. LOL
k
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Posted by lastblastkl on 2008-04-14 18:43:43 | Rating: | Views: 73
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Very funny stuff! Kudos to Lynne! Great post, Karen. Glad to see you :-)
Love,
Ellie
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Posted by Ellie2008
on 2008-04-14 19:10:06
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LoL!!!!!! Love this....too funny!!!!!
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Posted by Nubian
on 2008-04-14 20:04:47
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ellie, i don't know where she gets this stuff. i think from charlie her husband who (if its possible) is worse that she. love u k
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-04-14 20:54:27
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nubian
i could use some damnitol every day. thanks for stopping by. k
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-04-14 20:56:07
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That was cute. You should check out despair.com
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Posted by prelude2it
on 2008-04-14 22:42:15
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prelude
i will check it out today. thanks for the comment. k
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-04-15 08:34:44
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