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WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA????
 Do you need a laugh?? I know I always do so here it is!
 
  What religion is your bra??
   
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macey's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife".
  'What type fo bra?' asked the clerk.

 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'

'Look around,' said te saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only  four types of bras to choose from'.

 Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
   
  'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types'.

 'Which one would you prefer?'
 
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The sales lady responded, 'It is all really quite simple............. 

   The Catholic type supports the masses;

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
and

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.'

note:

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and  H are the letters used to define bra sizes??? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

  •  (A)  Almost Boobs........
  •  (B) Barely there...........
  • (C) Can't Complain!..........
  • (D) DANG!!..........
  • (DD) Double DANG!!!!!..........
  • (E) Enormous......
  • (F) Fake...........
  • (G) Get a Reduction........
  • (H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up......
     
OH, and don't forget the German bra.....
  Holtzemfromfloppen

 Brought to you by Tinkerbell''s email to me !

K
Posted by lastblastkl on 2008-04-28 17:12:59 | Rating: | Views: 190


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Posted by
Nubian
on 2008-04-28 18:14:15
 
LoL!!!!! I am dying here from laughter! I wear a Presbyterian bra. Thanks for the laugh again.

One Love
 
 

Posted by
lastblastkl
on 2008-04-28 18:29:34
 
nubian girlfriend, ROFLMAO at u. i can see u now in ur presbyterian bra...lol.. I? wear a catholic bra, but don't have much of a mass for it to hold....lmao....i'm sitting here with tears laughing so much at the thought of us......
love u
K
 
 

Posted by
bjm1
on 2008-04-28 18:56:48
 
you rock thanks for the laugh, peace
 
 

Posted by
lastblastkl
on 2008-04-28 19:11:11
 
bjm,
i thought this was so funny and the thought that we all wear a religious bra is too too much. thanks for stopping by.
 
 

Posted by
Gwatlan
on 2008-04-28 21:54:25
 
I love the definitions of bra sizes... spot on!! Thanks for making me laugh.
 
 

Posted by
Ellie2008
on 2008-04-29 07:48:29
 
Very cute :-) I wear a Catholic bra with a non-denominational bra extender for extra support and comfort! Works for me! lol! Funny post, K!
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-04-29 08:33:13
 
LMAO ! great post...I'm still laughing!
 
 

Posted by
BootLady
on 2008-04-29 08:37:09
 
I wear the C/S/P combo bra...I believe it's called the OMG!
 
 

Posted by
Hollis
on 2008-04-29 09:14:45
 
Thank you Karen for making my day....I wear the C....."c no boobs"......hahahahahahahahahahaha..I crack me self up....
 
 

Posted by
anotherdaze
on 2008-04-29 09:37:44
 
That is soooo funny! I guess I ware the Baptist barely there. LOL I don't mind because I can get away without wareing one.
Another strange this is every girl friend I have or cousins that I hang out with has the DDs. I am not envious.
 
 

Posted by
Meredith
on 2008-04-29 14:28:40
 
I have the Barely There "Bs", hence my bra of choice is the Baptist "make a mountain out of a mole hill". Hysterical post!
 
 

Posted by
lastblastkl
on 2008-04-29 14:37:47
 
ellie, whoa there darlin! lol did'nt know the non denominational had anything goin on. bring the flocks together is what i say...smile
 
 

Posted by
lastblastkl
on 2008-04-29 14:40:22
 
gwatlyn, i personally wear a catholic b, had a c and splatttt......lost em when i lost weight. boooo
 
 

Posted by
lastblastkl
on 2008-04-29 14:42:37
 
pita,
this was a tink special. sex and everything connected to sex is all she talks about any more. i think its bc she ain't gettin any from james who is still recuping from surgery but doing great....if i know them they'll figure out someway...smile
 
 

Posted by
lastblastkl
on 2008-04-29 14:43:52
 
bootlady,
a c/s/p ??? whoa baby!! now thats they way to join forces......smile
 
 

Posted by
lastblastkl
on 2008-04-29 14:45:44
 
my hollis,
c no boobs? been there! i know it well. thanks for coming by.....smile
 
 

Posted by
lastblastkl
on 2008-04-29 15:11:14
 
anotherdaze
my sister has always worn an A and i didn't have squat til i gave birth, they go up and down with any weight gain or loss.....sort of like a teeter totter...smile
 
 

Posted by
lastblastkl
on 2008-04-29 15:13:10
 
meredith,
Bs are good i think. i'm a B now and they look fine unless i lay down and then i don't know where they disappear to.....where the hell did that one go???....oh, there it is under the dog... yeah, its pretty bad at times keeping track...smile
 
 


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