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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the
Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may
I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs
limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could
carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of
her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous
instrument designed to be used with a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."
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Posted by lastblastkl on 2008-08-27 18:22:51 | Rating: | Views: 54
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hahahahaha...i like this one :)
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Posted by LuckyLuci
on 2008-08-27 18:28:05
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LL
I'm sure my devoted Catholic mother would not....lol I could hear her now..."Kaaaarrreeennnn!"...Yep, that would be her response! Thanks luci!
SK
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-08-27 18:31:17
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omg, your mom sounds like Kathy Griffin's mom on her show...too cute. :) I have a joke for you: I hate weddings, because old people come up to you and poke you and say: "You're next." So i started doing the same to them at funerals...lol! i know, it's a little mean...:)
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Posted by LuckyLuci
on 2008-08-27 18:34:11
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haha. This is a good one! :)
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Posted by country_girl
on 2008-08-27 22:23:08
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You made me chuckle..... :)
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Posted by Kaybee
on 2008-08-27 22:55:05
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Lol... fantastic! A Laugh that needed to be had... very good.
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Posted by EasyToSay
on 2008-08-28 00:18:11
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LL
That is too funny..I work at an Assisted Living Facility...I'll have to try that one.....LOL J/K
CG
THanks for the comment!
KB
Glad I gave you a chuckle!
Kel
I'm always glad to make you laugh. We need it these days....*hugs*
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-08-28 03:07:53
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