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A redneck ws stopped by a game warden in Central Missouri recently with two ice chests full of fish.
He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'
'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. These are my pet fish.'
'Pet fish?' The game warden said.
'Yeah, Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'
'Thats a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!'
The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'
'O K', said the warden. 'I've got to see this.'
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'
'Well, what?', says the redneck.
The warden replies, 'When are you going to call them back?'
'Call who back?'
'THE FISH!!!!!', said the warden.
'What fish?', replied the redneck.
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Posted by lastblastkl on 2008-10-11 18:01:08 | Rating: | Views: 47
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Haha.. Rednecks are not stupid! Good one!!
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Posted by heatherslife
on 2008-10-11 21:40:37
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haha.. pretty funny!
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Posted by country_girl
on 2008-10-11 22:40:09
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Good one K.
funnyman
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Posted by funnyman57
on 2008-10-12 13:18:18
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K:
By the way---Just in case I'm not on tomorrow,
I wanted to wish you a very Happy Birthday!!!
Go out, part, and have a great time...
All the best...
funnyman
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Posted by funnyman57
on 2008-10-12 13:20:37
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Heather
Rednecks are most likely smarter than most of us...LOL
CG
Glad you enjoyed it...thanks!
FM
I'd like to hear some of your stand up routine...I'll bet you have more than a few jokes up ur sleeves....btw..thank you for the b-day wishes...
SK
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-10-12 14:49:32
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