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Ok...True Story!
This morning I was talking to my best friend and told them this story i was informed of over the weekend at work. A man was in an accident a couple weeks ago. He was knocked unconscious and was taken to the local hospital.
The med team needed to cut his clothing off of him in the ER and as they were cutting off his pants noticed something a little odd. When they got to the 'crotch' area of his pants they came upon a bit of a surprise. He had a very large roll of pepperoni taped to his leg I am assuming to enhance his maleness? Now these people are professionals, but human too. How could one not laugh at this? Here this man was with a large pepperoni hanging down his leg to what????? Impress women??? OMG....please let no man try to impress me so much!
Anyone got pizza?????
I think this goes to the lesson our mothers tried to instill in us about always wearing clean underwear bc you never know when you may be in an accident.
The lesson to men trying to enlarge their schlongs????
Always untie your pepperoni before getting into a moving object like a car bc you never know whos going to be taking your pants off!
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Posted by lastblastkl on 2008-08-18 19:34:48 | Rating: | Views: 130
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LOL if this story is true...HOW EMBARRASING!!!!!!! poor guy!!! Great advise!!!!
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Posted by amorev2379
on 2008-08-18 20:56:34
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OMG... Can you imagine the humiliation that guy felt every time a female nurse walked into his room once he woke up? And that he should!!! LOL!!!! I will never eat pepperoni AGAIN!!!!
Luv you!
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Posted by keepdreaming
on 2008-08-18 20:59:01
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amorev2379
This story is true...my coworkers friend worked the ER the nite he was brought in. I wonder if pple craved pizza all nite! LOL
KD
I can't believe any man would try this! Isn't this sort of like when they used to use rolled up socks? LOL Thank god i don't like pepperoni...i like mushrooms, but i guess they'd look sort of funny in his pants. Would look like he had exta testicals. OMG I cannot believe i just said that.
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-08-18 21:39:12
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The old pepperoni in the crotch trick eh??? Ill take it off my list then. hahaha
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Posted by anonimo1922
on 2008-08-18 21:39:44
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anonimo
Yup...off the list. It now has to hang on its own....LOL OMG..did i just say that too????? OMG!
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-08-18 21:48:47
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Hehehehehe.....in all my years of working in the ER I've seen many things, but a pepperoni down the pants I have not! *lol* Poor guy...but a great story :)
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Posted by Kaybee
on 2008-08-18 21:58:12
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KB
I have never heard of such a thing either....thank god! but i'll bet he would have made some lucky lady hungry!!!!
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-08-18 22:07:53
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What I'm wondering is did this guy have a pepperoni fetish?....And...how did he think he was going to explain pepperoni taped to his leg if he got lucky? Good grief, I just had a thought. Maybe, just maybe he was hoping to pick someone up that was hungry? I wonder if he smelled like pepperoni?
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Posted by pitapie50
on 2008-08-18 22:27:11
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omg, that is about the funniest thing I have heard! That guy must have been soo embarrassed! haha
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Posted by country_girl
on 2008-08-19 00:18:39
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Pita
I wondered the same thing...if I was making out with this guy and kept smelling pepperoni wouldn't I begin to crave pizza or something? Do you put a condom on pepperoni and if you don't will you have little pepperonis? I would think as stiff (no pun intended)as pepperoni is he would have been having a difficult time walking. Maybe he limped like Chester in Gunsmoke. LMAO
CG
He was unconscious when this all took place but when he woke up i could just hear him...."HEY, I'M MISSIN SOME MEAT!" LMAO The more I write the funnier this gets.
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-08-19 04:05:59
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Well I've heard of meat and two veg but...........
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Posted by overthehillandfar...
on 2008-08-19 05:58:16
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OMG..that was too cute. Now maybe he was planning on using this on said date..if he found her and she was quite drunk..Ha!!! OMG
peace shemelts :D
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Posted by shemelts
on 2008-08-19 08:30:15
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DAMN! No wonder I ain't getting any action.
I got mushrooms taped to my crotch and a ham on my ass!!!!!
Just kidding and to be fair....
Maybe the guy was just hungry????!??!
Pepperoni on the crotch...
Is that anything like the old 'popcorn between the legs' trick that you play on your date at the movies?!??!
Pepperoni....
You know the guy wasn't jewish - cause that ain't kosher!
I used to tape hot dogs to my legs, but the chili burned!
Thank you....I'll be here all week!
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Posted by TheAmandaChronicles
on 2008-08-19 11:09:15
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Alrighty then!
Maybe it's because so many women admit they think size matters that we've driven men to pepperoni? I wonder if the medical workers gave it back to him??? ha!
I can't imagine being the ones that cut off his clothing and found that. I was just asking myself is it any different than a push up bra? Yes I guess it is. I don't know any women that use food to lift their breasts but I wouldn't be shocked to know that maybe some thought of it. I've heard of women using tape??? I don't know how tape is used but I can only invision ducktape and skin coming off when removed! *ouch* People need to learn to be happy with what they have!
It does give a new thought to "make sure you've got on clean underwear". Now I'm going to wonder instead of them finding stains what other food items they will find.
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Posted by anotherdaze
on 2008-08-19 12:28:50
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Elaine
I actually laughed out loud when reading ur commnet...lol thanks
Shemelts
I hope he only wanted to use it as a show and don't tell.....LOL
TAC
Is there a cover charge for the act??? LOL I've heard of the socks thing but never food items.Its a wonder the dogs didn't chase him down the street....LOL Thanks for the comedy show...
AD
I used tissues in the bra when I was young and quite flat chested and nearly died of embarrassment when they popped out one time. I never did it again. I guess I'm naive when it comes to the enhancing of ones assets....but I will always wear clean underwear from now on...
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-08-19 14:32:33
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