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LOST: ONE CUP SIZE! OMG

 anyone that has been following my blogs know i have been one sick puppy. so now that i am coming around and beginning to feel semi-human i took a good long look at myself in the mirror. whoa!!!!! who the hell is that woman?? the only thing good about being this sick is the fact that i've lost weight. but.........when i got dressed and put on my holster i noticed it was unusually roomy. what the hell is this? a dolly parton leftover? i had room in there for another set of boobs. now maybe i should keep track of where i put things but geeeeeeeeeez, my boobs? why is it when i lose weight that the first thing to go is my headliners? what is that about? why couldn't it be my ass? i can always use less ass? and......... i just bought some really pretty lingerie too, now i'm going to have to invest in stuffing them. maybe i could take them in! can bras be taken in?? you would think a person would notice losing something as important as boobs. you would think i'd notice a sense of lightness. a sense of booblessness. but i didn't. oh well, it's been a good day boobs or not! i'm sure whoever sees them blowing around will find some use for them. someone once said anything over a hand full is a waste anyhow. so waste not want not. peace and harmony

Posted by lastblastkl on 2008-02-23 20:14:35 | Rating: | Views: 226


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Posted by
shemelts
on 2008-02-23 20:42:24
 
I have the same problem. I lost 27lbs and I swear 10 of that was in my boobs. YIKES! No fun in that, but whatayado?
 
 

Posted by
lastblastkl
on 2008-02-23 20:45:44
 
lol i was never huge in that area but i was ok. now, it seems i'm reversing puberty. hell, if it keeps this up, i'll have to go back to training bras. do they still have those?
 
 

Posted by
TheAmandaChronicles
on 2008-02-23 21:00:33
 
"someone once said anything over a hand full is a waste anyhow."

I always say anything over a mouthful is a waste!
LOL
Still I hope you find your missing boobage!
 
 

Posted by
Nubian
on 2008-02-24 02:39:16
 
LOL I think its an unspoken curse against all women. You know that we are made different :)
 
 

Posted by
whiteknight
on 2008-02-24 09:18:48
 
Always been a breast man so any loss there is bad
 
 

Posted by
otherwoman
on 2008-02-24 11:40:01
 
this cracked me up!!!
 
 

Posted by
chebtastic1
on 2008-02-24 11:41:07
 
Hehe...I have the opposite problem.

I lost about 5 stone (even though I didn't diet, dunno how it happened!) which I guess is about 60lb, but I didn't lose my boobs, infact they seem to have grown. I went up 2 bra sizes! I was a D, now I'm an E! Dunno if the size thing is the same in the US of A but thats pretty darn big.

The crazy thing is, I just found out I'm three months pregnant so they're only gonna get bigger! Yikes!

I think I got mine and my sisters, as shes very flat chested.

They're the only part of my body I totally like so long may they stay...although I am slightly worried that when I hit 60 I will find myself tripping over them...sigh...lol x
 
 

Posted by
Hollis
on 2008-02-24 12:27:39
 
Is there a boob shortage????I have never been so sick to even loose an ounce of nothing....Just a good long day in bed and I am back at it...
So losing a boob or two isn't something I know about.....But had to chuckle thru this blog...Thanks for a great Sunday chuckle...
 
 

Posted by
lastblastkl
on 2008-02-24 12:58:42
 
to chebtastic1: an E? omg that hurts just thinking about it.i am a c now and most likely going down the alphabet not up.
 
 

Posted by
lastblastkl
on 2008-02-24 13:01:03
 
to hollis; i've had this terrible influenza about 2 weeks (give or take a day) and it has been a nasty trip. but the weight loss is good. i need to lose some more but think i'll do it the old fashioned way, you know eating right and exercise? blah!!! i like it bette when i can just lay around and lose!
 
 

Posted by
chebtastic1
on 2008-02-24 13:43:38
 
To lastblastkl: An E is right! As in Eeeeee my Gaaawwwwdddd lol x I'm a big girl though (Uk size 18/20), so I guess I'm kinda in proportion! Chebtastic is a Geordie (Newcastle, UK) term...meaning big boobs! Lol x an acquired nick name...have to say I was called worse as a kid and I look at it this way... 1. they give my man hours of fun (not displeasurable to me) and 2. my baby will certainly not go hungry! lol x
 
 

Posted by
lastblastkl
on 2008-02-24 17:31:08
 
wonderful for you! here in the states 18/20 is not that big. you are pretty average here. you sound like a person i'd enjoy being around. full of laughter and honesty. i hope all goes well with your baby. :)
 
 

Posted by
chebtastic1
on 2008-02-24 17:44:07
 
awe...thanks! (blushes). I hope so too. xxx :-) xxx
 
 


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