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I feel lately like all the odds are stacked against me. I am feeling like I am basically whipped. I want to find that bridge and stand on the edge of it and just jump. I want to hop in the old jeep and start to drive and never turn back. I want to go to sleep and never open my eyes again. I want to never read another legal document...never look at another bill....never listen to another person tell me 'its going to be ok'. I am officially done! Poke me with a fork....DONE!
I have had enough....I'm up to 'HERE'.....I've struck out for the final inning. I am on empty financially. My summer plans are over. I might as well settle in to work...work...work....work!
I'm sorry, so very sorry to rant and go one like I'm feeling sorry for myself. Maybe I am. I certainly listen to everyone else do it. Now its my time to throw a 'Pity Party'. I shall invite all my thoughtster friends. We'll have booze, food (which I know personally will be some kick ass shit), favors (little bitty booze bottles), entertainment (we'll throw hand grenades at weinerman), and door prizes (big booze bottles). We'll party all into the night and the next day. This will be one hell of a 'Pity Party'. I (as the host of said party) will be allowed to do the 'Woe is Me' speech. I shall then let each and every one that would like to participate give their little 2 minute talks too (we must limit them bc of time restraints).
There will be no 'dressing code' required. Come as you like. You must be comfortable to do all this bitching. You can bring your 'bitchee' if you like and we'll put them all together for the hand grenade throwing. This game is actually a real test of your ability to hit your target, exercise your arms, and 'get even'. If your bitchee isn't available then you may bring a substitute or an enlarged photo. We'll have darts, paint bombs, and other things to throw as well. Never let it be said that lastblast doesn't know how to throw a shindig.
So my thoughtster friends....lets show the assholes of our lives just who is really running the show. Lets show them that life turns on a dime and they better watch their assets because WE'RE COMING FOR THEM!!
RSVP PLEASE
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Posted by lastblastkl on 2008-07-28 11:05:11 | Rating: | Views: 140
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hmmm...i might be too happy to join in...but i like the idea of all the different sized booze bottles!
:)
cheers!
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Posted by badlydrawnstickman
on 2008-07-28 11:12:25
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I'm in. You had me at booze. And I love favors. Let's start bitching!
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Posted by KarKar
on 2008-07-28 12:44:50
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I'M THERE GIRLFRIEND!!! I better start practicing my throw right now!!! I've got a great aim when it comes to darts but I've never thrown a grenade before. Wowie-wow-wow...this sounds like so much fun! Besides throwing at the target of my choice I would be honored to also take a few cracks myself at weinerman. Let's PARTY!!!
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Posted by keepdreaming
on 2008-07-28 12:44:56
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Yes I will be in attendance. The games planned sound divine and just what I need at this time in my life. See you soon. Peace.
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Posted by ColoradoDreamin
on 2008-07-28 13:59:51
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OH I'm IN! I've got pleeenty to bitch about! I'll bring the cheese dip. :)
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Posted by TheAlreadyJaded
on 2008-07-28 14:57:34
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Just checking the plane times. You'd better wait for me cause if you don't I can get pretty mad! Let me tell you I have had enough of things over here. I'm so mad at that guy who sold the house to my daughter and now won't return the deposit. OH SORRY FORGOT This YOUR rant! Thanks for the laugh!!!
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Posted by overthehillandfar...
on 2008-07-28 16:22:36
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count me in! I have plenty of targets.Family court crooked attorneys, and corrupt judges. Harder to get outsted than spaghetti sauce stains on a cheap shirt.
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Posted by circe
on 2008-07-28 18:55:20
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Fantastic!!! I will bring the sauce bottles to throw, I won't be able to bring my bitchee (lol) because he'll most likely be away, and I can't bring photo's of him, because they are all burnt. Maybe I'll just bring Karma and she can take care of him finally!!!! :)
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Posted by EasyToSay
on 2008-07-29 00:08:54
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reservations for one, please, is my "respondez s'il vous plait" (pardon my French, it's been years since that course).
I will be bringing ALL of my creditors, one cranky neighbor who enjoys yelling at my kids, and a pasta salad.
If you promise me a nice bottle of red; chilled (and don't let Stick get his badly drawn hands on it) I'm there!
-in the car now, driving from another small town in ohio, paperlily
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Posted by paperlily
on 2008-07-29 00:16:55
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oh, and it would be nice if our host would not JUMP, DRIVE OFF, nor slip into a COMA before (or AFTER) our arrival!!
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Posted by paperlily
on 2008-07-29 00:20:43
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LADIES AND GENTLEMAN (i actually think we scared off all the men LOL)...I could respond to each one individually but I am currently laughing my ass off here. What a wonderful group of women...OMG! This party is going to go down in the Party Book of Fame!!!! I love you guys to pieces!!!! Still laughing my head off! Thanks for the covered dishes and to each one I will give you all 3 free throws at the "WIENERMAN"...thats right ladies..you've all won 3 free throws!!!!WHOOOO WHEEEE :0 ;) :)
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-07-29 09:20:21
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oh I'm late, but can I just be fashionable late? any booze left?? I want in on the hand granade throwing. *hugs* to you K.
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Posted by Katydids_and_daisies
on 2008-07-29 09:37:48
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Molly...hon, its considered 'fashionably' late and very acceptable....LOL The booze is flowing and it seems to have no end in sight. I have a feeling the bitching will continue on for months since we all have so many wonderful things to bitch about. Since you gave me *hugs*,i'll even throw in an extra hand grenade...hows that??? *hugs* right back at ya!!!!
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-07-29 20:30:34
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Was this an overnight, or perhaps it is like a fest, a week long? If not, I am afraid I missed the party and I was going to bring the ice!
gee wiz
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Posted by roe
on 2008-07-30 16:44:09
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roe...this is ongoing...never stops! you didn't miss a thing!
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-08-02 05:38:58
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