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i got on the computer today and since i've been working the last two days on the early shift, i haven't had much chance to read my emails. i had over 200. now you would think "wow she has a lot of friends" NOT! these emails were from all over the map. let me see, there were several dating ads. with all the crap that i've had over the years i'm telling you the man i'd want in my life hasn't been invented yet! there were ads for the military and the police force wanting me to sign up. now i ask you would you want a grandmother (still a pretty good looking one, but still) joining the military forces or police force to help protect you? i can still kick ass with the best of them but give me a break. i couldn't count how many ads wanted to lend me money or sell me a car. i could use the cash if i didn't have to pay it back but thats the clicker and i have a decent vehicle. so no thanks! now, i'm also getting some from oprah winfrey who from the messages wants me to go on her show and tell her why i like green tea. ms. winfrey (if you're reading this), thank you from the bottom of my heart for your kind invitation but i really don't like green tea and must decline your invite. yours sincerely karen. now that brings me to the best of the best. the cavier of ads. the dom perignon of emails. someone wants to cleanse my colon. who would ever send an email to ask someone for a colon cleaning???? tell me please!!! where in the hell did these ass holes (sorry, no pun intended) get my name??? my ass is in very fine shape (believe me) and it certainly doesn't need cleansing any more than it's already cleansed. i do it fine. who are these people and how in the name of all thats sacred do they get my name or email address? do i tell them to join the military and buy a car with the money they got from the date they got from the dating service that also cleanses colons? hell no i don't. so i just delete, delete, delete about 200 times. gosh i was pooped (sorry another pun) when i got through. but i'll do it again tomorrow i supose!!! |
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Posted by lastblastkl on 2008-01-27 17:02:20 | Rating: | Views: 69
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So frantic she trips over her words but not her shapely behind:P
What IS the root of all junk mail? I am not certain. But, I can fathom it comes from our indulgences and the slight of a mouse or pen. When we walk in a business' door, we are already eyed, tagged, marked. When we sign a dotted line, we have sealed the deal tied to many other deals perhaps. Under the table contracts. Underhanded bargaining chips with so many of our names on them. "Blessed" internet. The tool that has been rusted, mistreated and corrupted from the day it was born.
I just can't get over your "self-confidence", woman:P You put the spice in apple cider. Too bad I don't drink much of that or any yellow beverage for that matter:p
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Posted by brainstormer
on 2008-01-27 17:14:49
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to mr brainstormer: i didn't trip over my words and i never said my behind was shapely. doesn't yours have any shape? and if you ever see "yellow" apple cider, run don't walk away from it.
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-01-27 19:05:47
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You DID say your ass was shapely--or "in rather fine shape", sorry:P So, I just played it a lil.
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Posted by brainstormer
on 2008-01-30 00:17:36
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