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OK, got a good one here. what do you get for the asshole that has everything?? today is the spouse's birthday and i wanted to get him somehthing. i did get him a card (i'm not a total jerk). but then i got to thinking about it. what would i REALLY like to get him? ok, for the perfect asshole i could get some butt paste, or butt plugs, or tucks for the anal region. all nice and all for that perfect man with assholeitis. i could make up one of those pretty gift bags with some soaps on ropes hanging over the sides for decoration. maybe a big gift box with some anal ease in there and preparation h too. i don't want to be stingy here. oh, and there are always butt pillows for when the old buttarooney can't sit. hey, i could ask BUBBA for some help. you all know of a BUBBA, the kind of guy that may serve as an excellent jail cell room mate! he could act as my delivery boy and as some incentive give the spouse some spankings on his rump for each year. ooooohhhh, he may enjoy that one. maybe one for each time he has whacked me. oh, he wouldn't have any rump left after that one. i'd like to give him just one good one right in the mouth, right in the old bullseye. just one. i'd show him that power can come in small packages too. i can pack a whollup i'm sure. all this and i feel guilty that his birthday sucks. i am such a dummy and stoop. i supose i feel no one should be alone on their birthday. not even assholes. but i am not going to give in to my guilt. i'm not going to even contemplate feeling sorry for the man that only yesterday gave me black eye for getting the "RADIO FROM HELL". hell he took a pot shot and before i knew it i was on the couch with an eye that looked like i went a couple rounds with tyson and lost. i tried to touch it up with makeup before work and it just looked like i had an eye with a bit too much eye shadow. i'll give him this, when he goes for the face he hits what he aims at. i know it's not humor when someone does this to you. i know it's not fodder for blogging but if i didn't find solace in this site and wasn't able to get this shit off my chest i would go nuts for sure. i need to take what i can get. i need to get my hits (no pun intended) where i can. god knows what i'd get if he ever saw these things i dream of doing vicariously through this site. guess i would be meeting my maker huh? i will say this. as far as black eyes go it's a beauty. no worries though, it only hurts when i smile and i smile a lot when i think that some day "what goes around comes around".it's worth a grimace of pain for that thought.peace and harmony
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Posted by lastblastkl on 2008-03-05 18:44:18 | Rating: | Views: 151
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i just read a beautiful blog from someone and then came back here and wanted whoever reads this to know i don't take black eyes or abuse lightly, truly i do not.i am just in a very precarious situation right now and cannot do anything about it. i am usually pretty good about knowing when things like this are going to happen. this one caught me off guard i will admit. i thought this was the quiet time and i was wrong.
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-03-05 18:59:17
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Maybe you SHOULD go nuts, girl! Maybe you should GO NUTS when he's asleep...
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Posted by BootLady
on 2008-03-05 19:07:37
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I will gladly send you a large cast iron skillet and a can of Crisco to heat up in it so you may serve him up properly. We all have our many reasons for staying, but usually the reason to finally leave is the same. Please don't wait too late like I nearly did. Blessings be with you, dear.
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Posted by LpnMom94
on 2008-03-05 19:10:07
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bootlady, i don't get mad too often. i just tuck it away and get over it. right now, my eye hurts and i can't get over it. i wish i looked good in black and blue. i know, not funny but necessary. thank you
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-03-05 19:16:59
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lpnmom94, thank you for your comment. i am trying to do the right thing and have never met so many obstacles. i feel sometimes like there is a curse over my and my life. i feel like giving up and rolling with the punches (again no pun intended). i shouldn't have written about it but i need to vent this anger and pain. wheres the white knight on his shining charger when you need one?
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-03-05 19:20:53
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write all you want girl,you goota get it out i no no one can walk in your shoes,but i got a wiked left hook,just ask my ex,if you need any back up,or a shoulder i am here to be stuck in a rock and a oh shit how did i end up here situation god bless
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Posted by necronomincon
on 2008-03-05 19:26:22
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I AM SO TERRIBLE ASHAMED AND SHOULD MOST LIKELY PULL THIS ONE OFF THE NET. I AM JUST SO EMBARRASSED. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE THE ONE WITH THE BLACK AND BLUE EYE. I THOUGHT I'D BE THE ONE WITH THE PICKET FENCE AND COTTAGE.
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-03-05 19:30:20
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You have nothing to be ashamed of. I agree with Necro, write about it and get it out instead of letting it eat at ya to poison ya more. And forget that White knight. Just steal his horse and charge through the shit your worse half pulls you deeper into. Trample him. Posting it in public was a start. Let the monster be seen as the monster. It sounds as though you have come to your point. When that happens, you won't react anymore, but take charge fueled with all he has done to you like a huge surge of adrenaline. You do give a shit and you do deserve better!
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Posted by LpnMom94
on 2008-03-05 21:07:59
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thank you lpnmom. my eye is watering so bad i can barely type here. i think the sob popped something. just my luck
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-03-05 22:10:32
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I really hope you'll be ok. I hate it when I hear of these acts of violence. and I too think what goes around comes around. but sometimes not soon enough. I wish you well and I hope you can make it through this.
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Posted by zypvashna
on 2008-03-06 00:54:34
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This is called spousal abuse and also assault and battery. If you won't do it this time, the next time he hits you, call the police and press charges against him. He should spend a little time in jail thinking about what he did to you. If you don't stop him, it just gets worse and worse until finally some one is seriously hurt or killed. Please do not let him continue to do this to you. HE IS SICK AND NEEDS HELP, and you can only help him by reporting him to the police. The telephone number is 911
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Posted by highfill
on 2008-03-06 00:56:48
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I don't like to hear that you are there for him to do it again.
Please take care of you ... cause nobody else is going to do that for you.
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Posted by EasyToSay
on 2008-03-06 04:14:20
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Hello Sweetie, I am here for you. You will meet every possible obstacle there but keep going. If I can do it I know you can. Love to you!!!!
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Posted by Nubian
on 2008-03-06 05:27:17
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It's not too late to call the police now while the "shiner" is so evident. This IS spousal abuse and he is a coward. Don't be a punching bag for this jerk ever again! You are not alone!
I love you for being so incredibly funny and creative with the butt stuff, smile. It takes courage to uncover secrets. I laughed and cried reading this blog. Give up this fight. You can't make this man change or love you the way you DESERVE TO BE LOVED. XXX
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Posted by Ellie2008
on 2008-03-06 08:37:11
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zypvashana, highfill, easytosay, ellie i did call 911 on more than one occasion and they all talked to him like "one of he boys". i sat there separated from him with my one policeman while several stood with him joking around thinking "this is sick", "something is wrong with this picture". i was told to leave and he was told he could stay? when i finally came back to my house only he made it clear he was the winner and i was nothing but a woman with a mission that was never going to amount to anything. so here in smalltown usa calling 911 doesn't necessarily mean help or assistance. it means i see a whole new "boys club".
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-03-06 08:52:50
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nubian, girlfriend i know i will get through this and i know it won't be easy. there are huge obstacles in my way or else i'd already be there. obstacles that no one knows of or that i can share with anyone but they are monumental right now. all i ask is that you be there for me when it gets all messy and black and scary. be there my friend.
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-03-06 08:56:34
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then, try a woman's shelter or a abuse hotline. Be safe, but only move when you are ready. Boy's club...I hear you. Lots of love.
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Posted by Ellie2008
on 2008-03-06 09:50:26
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ellie, i have lived in a women's shelter a LOT. i'm sick of it. i want my house with my things that i've worked my ass off for. the law has done nothing for me. i'm blogging on it tonite. it's one for ripleys believe it or not.
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-03-06 21:29:18
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