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 EROTICA.....WITH A TWIST!!!!!!!!
   I was talking to someone today and as we were talking I was basically dared into writing some sexy story. ME????? LASTBLAST????? So I did! In my own style!!
    

       Today was a regular work day for me. I went in early and did my work and as the day went on I was excited that I had some time off this week. I got a sweet text early on and it made me smile as I typed in my answer and hit 'SEND'. It made me feel all good inside.
    The morning went off without a hitch and the afternoon began quietly. I went into the break room and sat with my diet soda reading. A friend came in and sat down and we started talking. About 10 min. into the conversation I heard my cell ring. I couldn't imagine who would be calling me on a Sunday afternoon and I didn't recognize the number. I have all my numbers organized by name and no name came up. I answered...'Hello' and was half expecting a 'solicitor'. I heard the sweetest voice in the world. I couldn't believe my ears. He began speaking to me in the voice I have come to love. God....I love to hear him speak...laugh....be himself. I was trying to not show excitement with my friend sitting there and she was trying hard 'not to listen'.  I was chit chatting about everything and he was saying things he shouldn't have been saying.....at least not while I was sitting at work.  It was very erotic just listening to him whispering those naughty things to me and me trying to sit there and be nun like. I knew he was making my face turn bright red.
  Finally my friend left the room and I asked him....'What are you doing?'. He laughed and asked if I was alone and I told him I was at that time. He wanted me to say some 'things' to him and as i put the phone close to my mouth I heard myself say words to him that only made the situation hotter. Another person came into the breakroom and I immediately started talking about the stupid weather. It was hot alright but not necessarily outdoors. I was trying so hard not to let on that I was talking to a 'special someone'. They asked me if I was alright bc my face was so flushed. 'Yeah, just a little warm.' At last I was alone again. 'Go into the bathroom'...I heard him say. I hesitated for a few minutes and finally got up and went in. 'Lock the door'....which I did. He gave me orders to do some 'things' and I balked at first and then gave in. There I am in the bathroom at work listening to some of the hottest things ever and responding like I was home in my bedroom. I heard someone come into the outside room and started flushing the toilet and running water. I didn't want to have anyone interrupt my intimate time with my guy. I heard them leave and we went back to our 'talk'. He is so hot....He makes me crazy.
   I told him I needed to leave and if he would call me later. Of course he said yes. I was on my way home with my music playing and thinking of moments earlier. I heard my cell ring again. I picked it up and it was him again. OMG....He talked about silly things and then began sexual antics up again....with me driving!!!! I thought for a moment. Was being with him worth risking a speeding ticket? TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK. The time was going by....ANSWER IS? Hell yes.....I felt my foot go to the gas pedal speeding up my trip. I looked into my mirror....COPS! Could anything else happen? *SIGH* They go around.....He was saying the sexiest things to me. I just wanted to be home...to be alone....to be with him finally. As he was saying his 'things'...I was giving him a blow by blow of where I was. 'I'm in the fast lane'...'I'm on my ramp now'....'I'm at the light'. A funnier scenario there couldn't have been.
  I get to the middle of town...NO SIGNAL! Shit...Damn...F@#*!!!! Ok..emergency thinking here.....Text him! Give him the 'High Five' (as in five minutes). I hit send....WTF? Nothing....no signal...DUH???? Ive never had to work this hard for anything let alone phone sex!
  I go into my house...into my room and just like on cue....I hear the phone again. I pick up and answer in my sultriest voice. He answers in his normal voice which is the sultriest voice I've ever heard. I could listen to this man forever. He could read a soup can and make it sound hot....."Chicken Noodle Soup".....OH>>>>MY>>>>GOD!  
   I was trying to talk to him with one hand holding the phone and rip my clothes off with the other and finally told him to give me a minute before I broke my neck. I stumble all over my room losing my balance more than once. He's a patient man so he waited....... tick, tick, tick....I jumped out of my clothes and into bed and picked up the phone. I heard his voice and then....................................... This is erotica where you can use ur own imagination.......*sigh*




 
    Posted by lastblastkl on 2008-07-13 19:22:41 | Rating: | Views: 71
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Ok then...imagination it is! Hee-hee!
I'm glad you didn't hurt yourself tripping out of your clothes. LOL.
Posted by  keepdreaming  on 2008-07-14 23:02:45 
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