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GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS
Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day. One day Barb said, 'Rose, we both loved playing women's softball all our lives, and we played all through School. Please do me one favor: when you......Read More

Posted on: 2008-09-05 23:35:37 | Rating:

| Views: 30 | Comments: 3 | Tags: emails from the siblings

MEMORIES.....HOW SOON WE FORGET!!!
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her......Read More

Posted on: 2008-09-06 11:18:52 | Rating:

| Views: 34 | Comments: 5 | Tags: FOR A LAUGH....

THOSE 6 ANSWERS....
FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A:......Read More

Posted on: 2008-09-06 11:28:10 | Rating:

| Views: 46 | Comments: 9 | Tags: EMAIL ALERT.....

WORDS OF WISDOM TO SHARE
Words to live by: 1. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. 2. The biggest trouble maker you'll ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every morning. 3. Always drink upstream from the herd. 4.......Read More

Posted on: 2008-09-06 11:32:47 | Rating:

| Views: 37 | Comments: 6 | Tags: EMAIL ALERT.....

THE RIPPLING EFFECT......
"Love is giving someone the ability to hurt you, but trusting and hoping that they don't. " I read that somewhere and at first decided 'I don't give anyone that ability!'. But after some consideration realized 'Yeah, I do!'. I give it to......Read More

Posted on: 2008-09-06 16:22:26 | Rating:

| Views: 44 | Comments: 5 | Tags: EMOTIONS....FEELINGS...CONFUSION....

THE FUTURE LASTBLASTK..(it could happen)
Grandma's letter. She is in her early 80s and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Granddaughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker." I was feeling particularly sassy that......Read More

Posted on: 2008-09-07 17:56:25 | Rating:

| Views: 69 | Comments: 8 | Tags: laughed my ass off......

MY RANT OF THE DAY!!!!
OK, I've been reading with my morning coffee and commenting on posts for a while now today. I sometimes get lost in the reading and forget to make comments but I still do read them (sorry btw for that). I disagree with some and agree with others. Today was no exception.......Read More

Posted on: 2008-09-08 11:49:47 | Rating:

| Views: 110 | Comments: 12 | Tags: living loving reading and ranting

WHY I RANTED....
If you read nothing on this post please read the quote on the bottom... This morning i went on a rant over something i read. I have thought all day over it going back and forth in my mind. I thought of deleting the post bc i don't like negativity even when it comes from me. Why......Read More

Posted on: 2008-09-08 18:32:12 | Rating:

| Views: 64 | Comments: 7 | Tags: wasting no more time living life

THE VISIONARY ..
I just commented on a post that involved one of the topics I don't ususally comment on....religion. The other one is politics. I don't get into pissing contests with people that are on their soap boxes preaching crap to me. I believe in my own ideas and my own faith.......Read More

Posted on: 2008-09-08 20:25:55 | Rating:

| Views: 73 | Comments: 8 | Tags: visionary Blessed Mary true or not?

FLY....A REQUEST
I was asked about the song I posted for Scottie's anniversary. I was asked why I chose that particular song and so here are the words for it. After you read them you'll know why that song was THE song. No other would have done. Fly, fly little wing Fly beyond imagining The......Read More