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In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
"As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart". (I personally loved this one)
"Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! "
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Posted by lastblastkl on 2008-10-06 10:52:56 | Rating: | Views: 64
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Oh man that was brilliant....
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Posted by DouglasMB
on 2008-10-06 11:01:36
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Andy Rooney has it going on....I'm not a 60 Minutes watcher, but I sure did like this. Just goes to show that more than wine gets better with age!!!! :)
K
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-10-06 11:40:42
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That was great...I'm gonna have to call Andy
and see if I can borrow some of that for my next set.
I especially like the last quote...Classic!!!
Thanks for sharing that with us...
:-)
funnyman
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Posted by funnyman57
on 2008-10-06 15:45:45
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Oh my goodness...You know Andy Rooney or are you just trying to impress everyone??? I think hes got it right...We that are over 40 salute Andy!!! :)
K
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-10-06 17:26:11
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No---Just kidding...Still can't use it without
permission though...I'm going to write CBS though and see
what I can do to get the right to use that.
funnyman
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Posted by funnyman57
on 2008-10-06 20:44:18
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FM
You had me going there for a minute...although if you had said you knew Patrick Dempsey we would have to have a little talk....LOL McDreamy...*she sighs*
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HUH????? LOL
You agree obviously....you're speechless!!!!!!
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-10-07 10:53:12
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Hi lastblastkl! I love Andy Rooney and this is a classic! We women over 40 rock! Hope you are well, you sound great.
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Posted by Ellie2008
on 2008-10-11 12:25:20
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