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Oh, tornado watches and warnings all over down here! Better find my ruby slippers...
So as I was reading Mandie's response to QOD, her comment on "freakishly small" guy hands struck a chord with me. I have this insane dislike/fear of guys with freakishly small hands. Why? I have no idea, just one of my quirks I guess. In honor of that, I decided to list for you (and to kill some time for me) the things that inexplicably freak me out.
-Freakishly small guy hands: If his hand looks like it might equal the size of my palm alone-I run.
-Very red headed children: I know this sounds cruel, but they creep me out worse than "Children of the Corn".
-Lazy eye: I never know where to look and that just makes me ungodly uncomfortable.
-Super skinny guys in skin tight pants: Eeeek! I'm afraid he might break off at the knee!
-Girls with tiny, freckled hands: I don't know what's with my hand fetish, but it's not a good thing, this I know.
-Old school large, windowless vans: Child molester!!!!
-Truckers in sweatpants: Creep alert...how many bodies are rotting in his cab?
-Jesus sandals with socks, or any sandals with socks: Isn't that a contradiction of the entire purpose of socks AND sandals? You must be mentally unbalabced...
-Guys in button up sweaters: Mr. Rogers, please leave my neighborhood.
-Clowns: Ever seen "The Devil's Rejects"? That pretty much sums this one up.
That's it for now. Feel free to add your own.
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Posted by ladiegodiva on 2008-06-06 16:22:50 | Rating: | Views: 74
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no "freak outs" here I guess ,but slow drivers in the fast lane piss me off. Dont reckon thats the same thing... Oh well, btw, I have small hands:( not freakishly mind you but they are smaller than most mens.
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Posted by tonyrayhutchison
on 2008-06-06 17:23:47
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I'm ok with "small", just not "freakishly small".
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Posted by ladiegodiva
on 2008-06-06 17:39:57
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I used to be freaked out by clowns due to the movie Poltergeist!!!! ..... "They're hereeeee"
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Posted by EasyToSay
on 2008-06-06 19:45:56
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This post made me laugh out loud. Lazy eyes are scary....But my favorite one was "Very red headed children" - never thought about that one before. Funny stuff.
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Posted by Meredith
on 2008-06-10 10:56:00
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