Why people continue to look into and/or purchase mail order brides. Have you ever heard of a happy marriage by mail? If you have-please, enlighten me. (Thank you DouglasMB for that inspiration)
Why people "leave" Thoughts, but then stick around to talk about how they're leaving....uhm....there's the door. Go-stay, I don't really care-just pick one.
What the hell happened to Mandie....I think I saw her face on a milk carton the other day.
Why when complete strangers ask you the time they point at their wrists. I know where my watch is dumbass, where's yours? I don't point at my crotch when I ask you where the bathroom is.
Why prisoners have it so much easier than I do. They spend most of their days in a 10x10 cell while I'm stuck in a 5x5 cubie. They get three meals a day-I have to pay for all three meals. They get to watch tv/play games/work out...if I spent all day doing that I'd get my ass fired.
What this fashion fad of pants crotches being level with your knees is. Fix your pants, you look like a goddamn idiot.
The excitment of Nascar. It's one constant left turn. Just wondering what the suspense is all about...
Why super old men are shocked when the trophy wife admits she married him for money. How often do you see a really poor, old man with a 20-something wife? That's right-never.
Buying a supersized "value" meal with a diet soda. That diet soda is not going to make up for the 25,000 calories your eating in that meal...I promise.
Which eye to look at when I'm speaking to someone with a lazy eye. Sounds cruel, I know, but it really bothers me...right or left? Lazy or ambitious?
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