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The Rock of Love II. The only thing better than The Rock of Love. Although I have no room in my life for piddly, drama ridden moments of fighting for a man's attention, I do overly enjoy watching the catfights commence from the safety of my own couch. With Aaron sitting next to me and not chasing after some other little kitty who happens to look like she's been punched repeatedly in the mouth, and most usually sporting large puffed out chests resulting from 2 for 1 specials at the butchers new cosmetic surgery clinic.
So, Brett Michaels, lucking for you I am here to tell you exactly what you need to know regarding above-mentioned barbie dolls.
Kristy Jo-Good job giving her the "boot" so to speak. She would have only led you to a daily dose of Prozac.
Daisy-She does not have a brain, only the look of being punched repeatedly in the face. On the flip side, you could-in fact-punch her in the face and no one would know.
Megan-Ummm, where do I start on this one? I do believe Kanye wrote a song for her..."she's a gold digger..."
Destiny-Nice to look at, but extremely poisonous. She is the Devil.
Jessica-Unfortunately, she will never reach any higher than the mental capacity of a 10 year old.
****************Consider this a commercial break of my commentary-Subway commercial just came on and Aaron said "you know he sneaks a cheese burger every now and then" and I said "well yeah, he just throws it up when he's done". ************************************************************ **************************************
Amber-She's probably your safest bet. Not that there is anything outstanding about her other than the fact that she has a mental capacity comparable to her actual age.
And, my thoughts on Big John-he deserves one helluva raise. Do you realize the sh*t he has to put up with? That being said, I highly suggest you steer clear of looking for love in alley ways and strip clubs. And as yet another side note-you can be sexy as hell, however, that does not give you the right to fuck with these girls heads any more than they have a right to fuck with yours.
Also, just wondering here, what's with the eyeliner? Keep it wrapped up, whatever you do big boy, looks to me like you don't exactly pick the cleanest places to visit.
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Posted by ladiegodiva on 2008-03-23 21:02:44 | Rating: | Views: 194
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Okay, I love to watch this show. It is definitely a guilty pleasure for me. First of all Meghan... I knew from day one she was a TV whore. Maybe it was because I saw those episodes of Beauty and the Geek. By the way.. that stupid beauty thing was not an act. As for good ole Daisy...hmmm I think she should go back to the ex. My final Verdict.. he should just play house with Heahter.
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Posted by BitterSweetNy
on 2008-03-26 16:05:53
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