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| Sweaty, Nasty, Ick... |
Driving through Mad Town today I was absolutely disgusted to see (for the second time in so many days) the horrific sight of little G-Bangers in baggy, dirty, gross, underwear-showing (not jeans) SWEATPANTS. Yes sweatpants. Ick. Not the cute logo, modern sweatpants, but the old '80's version with the elastic around the ankles.
If I could have I would have pulled over, gotten out of my Splaturn and risked being shot in the face by hurling all over these guys nasty ol' sweatpants with the crotch hanging down by their knees. What is that? Are their mirrors broken? I'm all for individuality and self-expression but that shit's just damn N-A-S-T-Y!!! I've seen trailer parks with better dressed people hanging around on picnic tables.
Sick. I'm just seriously disturbed. Where are the little shit's parents? If my kid came out of their room dressed like that I'd ship them off to boot camp. Or just shove my boot up their ass and tell them to go change.
Please, enlighten me...what is the appeal? WHY? I know there aren't any ladies lining up down the street to get into those, so what is it? The price? Do they even make those anymore? Eh, I'm going to start the Anti-Sweatpant Foundation (ASPF) to help impoverished or just mentally vacant people buy pants that fit, and don't have elastic in them anywhere.
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Posted by ladiegodiva on 2008-10-06 17:52:09 | Rating: | Views: 101
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