I just got done surfing craigslist for possible job leads.  When I was finished with that Aaron and I started looking at the "adult" gigs section just for laughs.  OH MY FREAKIN' GOD!!!!  I almost peed my pants I laughed so hard.  Our top three absolutely ridiculous award goes to:

The guy who was having surgery on both arms and preferred to find someone outside of a nursing home to care for him as he would have "erections that also would need taking care of".  But the fun didn't stop there...he was looking for a "female or a cute guy".  Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!  So-Aaron and I could take shifts?  Not really.

Certain man looking for a "sex surrogate".  What the hell is a sex surrogate you may ask?  Someone other than his wife apparently.  He is only doing this because "he needs to find out if it is his medications or his wife that is causing his lack of arousal".  Hmm.  I'm guessing it's the wife.

Wanted:  A "Very Personal Assistant".  Needed, an attractive woman to do filing in sexy underwear.  Must also be willing to service me sexually as well.  Anyone who does not understand the requirements need not apply.  Pay $15-18/hour.  Are you f****ing kidding me?  I already make that and I get to wear whatever clothes I feel like wearing and I don't have to put out.  Cheap skate.