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Ok, so I am a very loving person who would do anything to help anyone, but today I am in one of my moods, so bear with me here.
I don't really know how the idea for this "list" popped in my head, but it did and so I must get it out. Ready?
Ways to Really Mess With People:
1. Your new boyfriend is going to spend the night at your place for the first time. In the morning wait until he is having his first cup of coffee, then come out of the bathroom holding your belly with one hand and a pregnancy test with the other and then say, "we need to talk..."
2. Make a big to-do about getting a promotion around the holidays and then for christmas give each member of your family one homemade cookie wrapped in festive paper and say, "I really wanted you all to know how much you mean to me..."
3. Put your snake in it's feeding tank and hide it in the closet. Leave the lid to his main tank open slightly. When your inlaws come over for dinner gather them in the living room for coffee and dessert then calmly announce that Houdini is on the loose again.
4. Wrap a tiny kitten in a box and give it to your significant other for your 1 month anniversary and say "I found him just like I found you! His name is Rabies..."
5. When you find out that your bff likes to watch old Addams Family reruns start sending dead roses to her work everyday anonymously.
6. Make your boyfriend a CD with all the lovey songs you listen to. Label it "Rock Mix" and give it to him to take to Poker Night at his friends...oops.
7. Your friend is getting married, make her a "memories" scrap book and fill it with pictures of her and all her ex's and give it to her and the groom at the gift opening.
8. Dig up some poison ivy and give it to a person who lives in the city as a house warming gift-the gift that keeps on giving.
9. Your boss has a nasty habit of checking his messages via speaker phone. Prank call the office one night and leave a message in his inbox "Mr. X, this is the STD clinic calling, we have your test results in and you have tested positive for...." Bet he won't do that anymore.
10. At your friends wedding reception get up and give a speech about how you are going to have to find a new wingman as the groom is now taken, at least until they get divorced...
Cheerio 
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Posted by ladiegodiva on 2007-12-14 11:04:59 | Rating: | Views: 118
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Loved it! Were you thinking of Huttenbomb when typing out number nine? I may want to use that for Mr. T. Ha, ha!
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Posted by Mandie142
on 2007-12-14 11:09:39
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Pshh-I'm in a very good mood today. PS-like the new pic Bullseye. And Mandie-I dreamt you got married.
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Posted by ladiegodiva
on 2007-12-14 11:24:04
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Snow-blech...brrr. Hate that stuff and yet again find myself surrounded by it.
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Posted by ladiegodiva
on 2007-12-14 11:26:40
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OMG I think I tinkled a little laughing by reading this! I am still laughing. That is just awesome!
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Posted by Whitters
on 2007-12-14 14:30:54
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I really liked number nine. I may have to try that. All the bosses at work use speaker phone to check messages.
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Posted by HungryHeart
on 2007-12-14 22:40:38
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LOL...Adam says 'Oh no, what now', everytime I come on this site...Cause I'm giggly to all the amusin' ones...hehe
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Posted by olp76
on 2007-12-16 11:07:24
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