It would appear that my dearest Dickhead did NOT receive his previous letter. To recap: "...you're a dick...knock it off..." What does a girl have to do? Send her blog via Certified Email? See, I've been spending WAY too much time is my bright, sun-less cubicle. What a big, fat, ass he is. Big. Fat. Jerk. Hmph.
You know what else has been pissing me off? The fact there everyone around here is MIA. What the hell? Where's the love in that? How dare people have a life outside my favorite website? And another thing, that pisses me off....my husbands current ways of "saving money". To illustrate:
1. Only flushing the toilet when he does a number 2: WHY would you do this? Are you TRYING to disgust your wife? It's working!!!!!
2. Unplugging the coffee pot/microwave everytime he walks through the kitchen: Stop it! I put up with enough crap all day long without having to fight for my caffeine and hot pockets!
3. Turning the heat down to 65 degrees at night (it's 12 degrees outside): I'm trying to catch some zzz's, not pneumonia! And he's a blankie hog!
4. Insisting on driving a car with no heat because he "doesn't have a car payment": well, I'm glad someone is capable of producing enough body heat to escape death on long freezing roadtrips.
What's that? I think I'm starting to feel a tiny bit better now. Some venting for no one to read. Maybe its just my Vic kicking in.
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