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Every loony toon had a pass from the asylum today. I found that out the hard way...translation: my day sucked. Here are some helpful hints for all you f-ing morons who insist on making my life a living hell.
1. You don't brake on the interstate. EVER. Keep it up light foot and I'll give you something to brake about!!!!
2. When you call a business and yell and swear at the person who answers the phones you really shouldn't expect them to "remember" to pass your message on to whomever it was you were calling for.
3. NO, you god forsaken pay-at-the-pump machine, if I wanted a frickin' car wash I would have gone to the carwash instead of the gas station.
4. Take your supersized fries and diet-cola and shove it!! That splenda filled drink is not making up for your $0.99 heart attack on a bun.
5. Speaking broken English in a thick, Middle-Eastern accent does not make for good telemarketing.
6. "No Soliciting" means turn your thrift store suit wearing, phony ass around and don't even think about trying to sell me a timeshare condo out of that cracked and peeling "leather" briefcase.
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Posted by ladiegodiva on 2008-03-05 22:00:48 | Rating: | Views: 59
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I LOVE morons. I love it when mental patient get a day pass AND a car, it's always a double whammy!!! I hope your day gets better
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Posted by Mamacita925
on 2008-03-06 09:05:28
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I love it, I love it...but I'm sure that you knew that I would. :)
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Posted by Mandie142
on 2008-03-06 13:06:19
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Great post... I would print it and put it in my office, but I think everyone who walked by would see them selves in it and rebel lol
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Posted by DouglasMB
on 2008-03-07 13:04:08
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Doesn't it also happen when there is full moon too. I know I have met some of them
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Posted by KP
on 2008-03-10 09:20:36
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