Here is a list of children's books you will be least likely to see lining the shevles of your local bookstore:

1.  Strangers Have the Best Candy
2.  Highways Make the Best Playgrounds
3.  Daddy Drinks Because You're Bad
4.  Abandonded Refrigerators Make the Best Hiding Spots
5.  Razor Blades Are Really Neat Toys
6.  Bobby Pins in Outlets and Other Fun Experiments
7.  My Pet Squirrel "Rabies"
8.  Why Rivers Are Better than Swimming Pools
9.  Grandma's Condo is a Casket

Enjoy my morbid friends, enjoy.