Someone tell me-what is better than Joel McHale bringing you up to speed on all of the Hollywood bullshit of the week? Nothing! I swear someone crawled into my head and took all of my ideas and gave them to whoever writes The Soup. I spend my days watching the world only to be repeatedly disgusted and, often, dumbfounded at the things people do. Such as:
1. The guy who got stung on the tongue when he was giving his pet scorpion a "kiss goodnight".
2. Brett Michaels still sticking his penis in everything with a pulse and wondering why he STILL has not found his "Rock of Love".
3. That freak Mystery giving geeks dating advice. Between that guys eyeliner and creepy ways, I'm kind of doubting that he has any, let alone all, of the answers.
4. The people that go to McDonalds, order a Supersized Big Mac Meal and a DIET coke. "No...I said DIET"...as if it's going to make a difference.
I just don't get it. Why is it always someone else's problem that you are fat, Anorexic, uneducated, miserable, depressed, whatever? I've had my share of problems and issues too, but at some point people need to start taking responsibility for their own lives. No one is making you eat a cheeseburger everyday or express yourself through self-mutilation instead of words or shut yourself down completely.
I don't know. I am aware that this is an awful lot of rambling, but people just get to me. Honestly. Get over it. Grow up. Get on with it.
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