More of my favorite movie quotes...any ideas?
Are you trying to look unattractive? Well, congratulations, you've succeeded admirably.
Bite the weenie.
Congratu-f*cking-lations.
Don't put gum under the cafeteria table! How many times do I have to tell you?
Equally important: will find nice, sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workoholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional f*ckwits, or perverts.
Fred, look, she's gotten her boobies!
Geez, I didn't get all psycho like this when you told me how many girls you'd f*cked!
How sexy am I now, f*cker?!
It's not always about love, sometimes you just need to get laid.
Just think of it as a reverse bear trap.
Killed a man with a trident.
Little girl-don't touch that squirrel's nuts.
My breasts can always tell when it's raining.
Now could all conversations please come to a halt? And could the suicide attempts please be postponed until next period?
Old people die. It's what they do.
PC Load Letter, what the f*ck does that mean?
Quantas never crashed.
Rule number one, don't propose to a girl on a bus.
Split a piece of wood and I am there, lift a stone and you will find me.
Tell him he shouldn't jerk off with a noose around his neck, it's dangerous.
Unit two, give me a close up of the porker.
Variety's the spice of life, I like a wide selection.
What kind of normal person dreams of being cremated, anyway?!
X=wild card=If heterosexual males can't show each other their testicles, what can they do?
You seem to go out of your way to make me feel like an idiot everytime I see you, and you really needn't bother. I already feel like an idiot, most of the time anyway.
Z=wild card=Hey guess what, I'm feeling a cold sore coming on, maybe we shouldn't do this for another 3-6 months.
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