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...and women, well, are not.  Now that the move in is complete-I'm seeing Aaron in a new kind of light.  It is harder than I thoy ught it would be to come in and clean up the bachelor "pad".  Sort of makes me wonder if I should have gotten a dog that's already house-broken and knows his manners as opposed to having to train one all by myself.

Don't get me wrong, I love him to death.  I do not, however love:

1.  The dishes in the sink that are threatening to start growing mold.
2.  The clothes on the floor that like to hide under beds and chairs and anything else they can wedge themselves under.
3.  All of the junk mail laying around which could quite possibly be an actual fire hazard.
4.  The hairs in the sink...there are so many I KNOW that they didn't recently start congregating there.
5.  The fact that his "equipped" kitchen consists of forks, plates, bowls and spoons.  No mixing bowls, no mixer, no nothing.
6.  The shot glass collection on prominent display in the china cabinet (soon to be replaced).
7.  The book shelf  filled with his old college books.  Eg: calculas, economics, etc.  I'm sorry but I am not buying that he reads those for fun.
8.  His pen collection that does not contain one single working pen.
9.  The mass collection of bobble heads in the living room.  This is where the man-cave comes in handy.
10.  The twin size sheets on the queen size bed...how in god's name did he get them to stretch like that?

So, as you will surely see from my above ramblings, I really have a lot to do.  I miss you all very much, but before I can spend my days with you again I must give this place a make over.  It is a matter of my sanity.
    Posted by ladiegodiva on 2007-12-03 18:56:05 | Rating: | Views: 109
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You mean to tell me that twin sheets DON'T go on a queen size bed. Damn, & I was wondering why I could never get the fitted sheet to stay. Thank you for informing me...I feel much brighter now. :)
Posted by  Mandie142  on 2007-12-03 19:02:15 
  
Perhaps you could get the queer eye guys in to do the work for you?
Posted by  kaos264  on 2007-12-03 19:35:03 
  
Sorry to break it to you, but they really don't get alot better with age either. I've been working on mine for some time and I've discovered it would be easier to train a rock !
Posted by  Jaded_Rose  on 2007-12-04 06:00:59 
  
LMFAO, ladie, I hate to tell you, but those hairs in the sink, they come back, no matter what you do! *see my previous posts*, it takes a long time to train a man, I still have these god aweful mugs from around the world on prominant display in my dining room, despite my best efforts, and don't forget, when holy underwear and worn out sweatpants refuse to disappear, you may have to make them....but claim you have not seen them in AGES! I do this ALOT! Good Luck chick!
Posted by  Rajah1116  on 2007-12-04 09:31:58 
  
I live with 3 guys, I TOTALLY understand what your going through.
Posted by  LadiLucifer  on 2007-12-04 09:46:31 
  
OMG, don't get me started on guys livin' apparel...I'm thankful to live with the FIL for now, but once Adam and I get our own place...Ack...not lookin' forward to it...I see a bitch comin' out of me...I hate bein' a Virgo etc...xo best of luck
Posted by  olp76  on 2007-12-04 10:58:04 
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