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 Memoirs of a Psychopath
I was just sitting here thinking about growing up, well remembering more like.  Mandie and I were talking about Pee-wee Herman and how he was "the bomb" back in the day.  That little trip down memory lane took a sick twist down "not so smart moments avenue".  So, to share some of the more stupid things I did as a kid:

In kindgergarten I rode the bus.  I was the girl everyone in my class went to when they had a fight.  The peacekeeper.  Well, there was this little red haired boy that also rode the bus.  He was always getting picked on so I would sit next to him.  Once day a certain bully wouldn't quit and I wasn't sure how to handle him so I picked up my little foot (complete with muddy snow boots as it was the middle of winter) and kicked that little snot right in the face.  I got kicked off the bus.  And grounded.  But, it was so worth it.

That same year, over Christmas break, I got mad at my parents.  They liked to sleep in and I didn't.  One morning they would not get up so I decided to run away.  I packed my little suitcase full of books and nothing else (brilliant, I know) and headed out the door.  I was going to run away to live with my grandma 10 miles away.  Nevermind that it was a borderline blizzard, I started trudging along.  I made it three blocks away when I got to the highway, which I wasn't allowed to cross without an adult, so I had no choice but to turn around and go home.  My parents were still sleeping.  They didn't find out about my little adventure until recently.
 
When I was six I went camping with my mom and dad.  There was a little boy sitting on a little bridge that was about three feet above this super shallow creek.  I sat down, talked to the kid, and then pushed him off the bridge and into the creek below.  Why?  I don't know, I guess I was just a brat.  But then I ran back to our campsite and told my mom I was going to take a nap and then I hid in the camper for the rest of the day because the boy got his mom and they had a lynch mob out looking for me.

Memories.  As fun as finding out that last Oreo you just swiped has gone stale.
    Posted by ladiegodiva on 2007-11-28 15:01:07 | Rating: | Views: 107
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Ha! Pushing the little boy off that campground bridge cracked me up! Tee hee!
Posted by  Mandie142  on 2007-11-28 15:30:55 
  
I did and I don't even know why! I'm a horrible person!
Posted by  ladiegodiva  on 2007-11-28 15:34:23 
  
You know what else I did? I googled murder. I'll never get tired of saying that.
Posted by  ladiegodiva  on 2007-11-28 16:07:28 
  
Hmmmm, I got pushed off a bridge by a girl once......!? LOL
Posted by  Frankly  on 2007-11-28 16:22:49 
  
Well now, I'm not that cruel-I won't push you out of a moving vehicle, just off a bridge.
Posted by  ladiegodiva  on 2007-11-29 07:23:04 
  
LOves it! When I was a kid I ran away like every weekend, I packed my stuffed animals and my lunch box, I ran to the park up the street....yep, I was gonna live in the slide and work for people doing yard stuff....I was bright.
Posted by  Rajah1116  on 2007-11-29 10:25:16 
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