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Thoughts, thoughts, thoughts. Where do I even start? My job took an irreversible turn down a dead end street. Meaning, my boss is a total bitch on a wicked power trip and this is going to drive me further insane than I already am. When I say "power trip" I mean she feels the need to manipulate people into thinking that they cannot possibly survive without her. In honor of all things cruel and ugly here are the top reasons I hate her. Really hate her.
1. Everything she says is like a slap in the face, she's big on such brilliant plays on words as "your trash"...as in you are trash/may I take your trash? Haha. The wicked witch of the west has a sense of humor.
2. She's in love with her boss (also my boss) and is like a horrible parasite that feeds off of him. Tapeworm anyone?
3. She has tried talking me and now my fiancee' out of going to India for our honeymoon because "it is dirty and people have to walk". Lay down behind your Lexus and let me back it out of your parking space for you.
4. She only drinks fancy water imported from high atop so and so's mountain in god knows where and eats Activia like a starving dog that is expecting someone to take it's food away.
5. At the rate she tans, she'll be forever preserved with no need whatsoever for embalming fluid.
6. Her engagment ring is so damn big that it looks like a WalMart knock off and really is a certified eye hazard.
7. She insists on back-combing the three hairs she does have on her head in a desperate attempt to make it look full and thick. She fails miserably every time.
8. Upon hearing from Aaron that we expect to travel a lot she said, "that is ASSUMING Ladie G. gets vacation AND has seniority. Bite me bitch. Or in the words of Raj...eat a f-ing cracker.
9. She told her daughter she was getting fat. The poor kid is a size 6 and 16 years old AND has the Devil for a mother, give her a break.
10. Her favorite past time is fucking up peoples computers while they are gone and then making a big to-do about fixing it when they come back. She actually had the nerve to tell me she "was surprised my computer worked" after she messed with it and I fixed it myself-refusing due to my pride to stoop down and ask for her help. I'd rather starve to death.
11. I am 99% sure there is a nanny cam planted somewhere in my office.
12. Due to your royal highness' pain in the ass ways I have to once again whip out my resume.
13. She just might land me in prison for attempted (or successful) murder.
Stupid, ugly, stick insect, excuse of a woman make's me hate myself. She is that contagious. |
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Posted by ladiegodiva on 2008-04-08 19:45:33 | Rating: | Views: 75
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Have you see the Devil Wears Prada? Sounds like she took lessons from that lady.
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Posted by prelude2it
on 2008-04-09 00:01:31
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sounds like a few folks I work for... I feel for ya... if she ends up dead I will swear you and hubby where in NC...
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Posted by DouglasMB
on 2008-04-09 08:44:23
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Dang! So, who is worse - DevilLady or Jeff? At least, Jeff never messed with your 'puter. ;)
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Posted by Mandie142
on 2008-04-09 10:26:07
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Oh you poor thing sounds like hell... quick find a new job pronto!
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Posted by rinniez
on 2008-04-11 18:44:34
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