Because I'm bored and this is a hell of a lot more interesting than the insurance crap I'm working on. What are the hazards of working in law? Just ask Miss Mandie...
1. You keep thinking you hear people talking about penis'...really they're talking about subpoenas.
2. When making any kind of decision in your personal life, you think about all of the possible legal ramifications.
3. You meet someone new and immediately pull up their criminal record, driving record, facebook page, and anything else you can possibly find.
4. You consider giving the gift of "Wills" to your family members so you don't get bogged down in the court process of having them die without one.
5. You read ALL of the fine print when signing any type of document....the cellphone companies love that.
6. The differences between a Chapter 7 and Chapter 13 bankruptcy are like night and day-what's so damn confusing?
7. You stop worrying about getting pulled over because you're boss represents the Town.
8. When a stranger knocks on your door you refuse to answer it because they might be there to "serve" you...just never know.
9. When finding out that you've been talking to a rapist/murderer/terrorist-you don't even flinch.
10. You are on a first name basis with everyone down at the jail...inmates included.
11. More than one person has said to you "...if you ever NEED anything..." and meant it. (Anything being illegal)
12. Chances are you'll find god because you realize you're working for the devil.
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