The stupid things people say.  I was sitting here thinking about some of the dumbest things I have ever heard.  And the responses I verbally offered in retun.  Some examples include:

Idiot No. 1:   While singing some very profane song this idiot says "you know, the song Rosa Parks sings".
Me:                "Do you even KNOW who Rosa Parks was?  She did not crawl into the bus, plop down and start singing that"!

Idiot No. 2:  "Can you believe they just found Hitler in that hole?"  (Keep in mind, this was last week)
Me:               "We did NOT find Hitler in a hole you idiot!  That was Saddam..."

Idiot No. 3:  "I'm going to jump out the window and kill myself!"  (My bipolar sister said this in a moment of mania and she was dead serious, however, it was a first floor window).
Me:              "And then what?  Get up and walk back in the house?"

Idiot No. 4: "Women can't get pregnant unless they have an orgasm..."  (This was seriously said by a 45 year old man)
Me:             "Are you kidding me?  How could you think that, you're mom was a nurse!  And you were married!  Did it never occur to you that rape victims have gotten pregnant?"

Me:        "Give me the precious..........."
Idiot No. 5:  "Ok, Spiegel"
Me:      "No! SMIEGEL, not Spiegel-that's a catalog dumbass!"