So I got a gift card to Kwik Trip from Aaron's grandparents.  Guess what I did with it?  I bought cigarettes and a $10 scratch off lottery ticket.  Wouldn't they be thrilled?  I think if someone was ever hateful enough to buy me one of those joke lottery tickets that're always a jackpot winner, I would shoot them.  Seriously.  Shoot.  Them.  Dead.  Don't mess with a gambling addict...ps-I lost.

I was reading Mandie's blog about what she'd like to get office people for Christmas.  It was funny, and I don't feel like going to the community forum as this is not technically a survey, so here is my not-so-realistic list:

Rhino:  Marriage counseling.  (So he can leave poor Mandie alone)

Karen:  A vacation package.  (She just deserves it)

Nancy:  A muzzle.  Or a one way ticket to retirement.  (That might shut her dumb ass up)

Hootenbomb:  A Maurader's Map, like on Harry Potter (that way he won't have to yell for me.  I was going to say something about his bathroom habits, but Mandie already covered that.)

Rhonda:  A personality.  (Because she does not have one)

Stick boss:  Some padded clothes.  (She's so tiny I always think she might break.)

A-zon:  A date with the peeps on "How Not to Dress".  (Self-explanatory)

Mandie:  A really awesome guy.  (Not because she needs a man, but just so she doesn't have to rent-a-hubby, she can have her own)

I think that just about covers everyone I care to comment on.