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Another fun list for my thoughts friends. There are certain people in the world that I have things I would love to say to. Here are a few and what I want them to know:
My Moms BF: I hate you, always have and always will-do me a favor and stick your finger in that electrical outlet while standing in this bucket of water.
My Dad: I love you and always will, but good god-grow up already and stop being an idiot.
Michael Jackson: You don't deserve a penis...or a nose....or a heartbeat.
My Ex Mike: You seriously suck and only use your fancy cars to try to make up for the size you lack downstairs.
Dog The Bounty Hunter: It's not 1982, lose the mullet already.
Denise Richards: You make me embarressed for you.
Bullseye (where ever you are): I miss you and hope you are doing well.
Tom Cruise: Do you even have a soul?
Oprah: You are nearly a goddess...granted I don't watch your show or read your magazine...but will you adopt me anyway?
Kevin Bacon: I don't care how loose your feet are...you look like a walking corpse.
Larry The Cable Guy: You repulse me. Every time I see you I literally throw up a little in my mouth.
Bill Collectors: Don't tell me to put more effort into my job search, you have no idea what I've gone through and how hard I've been looking.
My Fairy Godmother: Now would be a good time to step in and help me out.
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Posted by ladiegodiva on 2008-07-25 13:41:10 | Rating: | Views: 56
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Ahh, good list!
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Posted by KarKar
on 2008-07-25 14:23:26
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Excellent list! :)
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Posted by Mandie142
on 2008-07-25 16:33:10
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Yay, send my Fairy God mother over too :)
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Posted by EasyToSay
on 2008-07-27 01:16:44
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great list.... I think the god mothers are on strike.
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Posted by DouglasMB
on 2008-07-29 13:37:38
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love the list, I think everyone should have one. wouldn't be nice to really say some of those things to people?
I used to beg that a fairy god mother would pop out "bibbity, bobbity, boo!"
good post LG!
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Posted by Katydids_and_daisies
on 2008-07-29 14:17:13
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LOL...if your fairy godmother shows up, tell her to tell mine to get her ass over here!
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Posted by Rajah1116
on 2008-08-06 12:51:25
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