I am home sick today. Ugh. Not the sick where you're clinging to the toilet begging for your life sick, but the sleep for 14 hours straight and wake up only wanting to go back to sleep sick. The kind of sick where you have to wash the sheets because you were sweating so bad. Gross. Maybe I have Mono. There's a hypochondriac for you-I'm sick and therefore, must have a disease. But, it's the kissing disease, what kind of girl do you take me for?
I digress. My house is absolutely disgusting. As evident by this and my prior "I love you...but" blog-not much has gotten done around here. Tumble weeds made of dog and cat hair float around my house freely. Random dishes in random places. Floors are whispering, "Please wash me". Who wants to come clean house for LG? I know someone does...
AND I have money to go clothes shopping. And guess what I'm doing? Sitting on the couch in my jammies watching daytime TV. Not shopping. What the shit? I am convinced that daytime TV is better than nighttime TV. And now am adding a Tivo to my wishlist. Right under "Challenger", right above "new furniture". Unsolved Mysteries; A Haunting; Dr. Phil...so many choices!
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