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Seeing as I've been fixated on death recently (I blame this on the wheather, time of year and my boss who makes suicide and/or murder look like a viable option) I have decided that if I am going to keep focusing on being dead I am going to have to step back and try to look at the object of my facscination in a different way.
In honor of that, here is my list on some of my top to-do's when I am a "ghost":
1. Steal one sock out of Aaron's every pair and hide them in random places such as: the freezer, the toilet, the coffee pot and the mailbox.
2. Go to Mandie's work and do the following:
a. Push A-zon down the stairs.
b. Start flushing the toilet as soon as the Huttenbomb sits down to drop a bomb.
c. Slap chatty in the mouth everytime she talks above a "library" voice.
d. Start pulling Daisy's hair everytime he gets within five feet of Mandie and starts his ridiculous "longings" for her.
e. Shove a candy bar in Stick Boss' mouth and move her jaw up and down so she HAS to eat it.
3. Stand outside of WalMart and rip apart every plastic bag that comes out of that store...but leave the paper in peace.
4. Snoop through my neighbor's house for clues as to why they are so strange...then hide their stupid bows and camo outfits in the local dump.
5. Go to the local ER and chase that Wicked Witch of the West Nurse around with a seemingly empty wheelchair. And....maybe a needle just for good measure.
6. Put bottles of Prozac all over my bosses office and home...and car....and pretty much anywhere he spends time.
7. Go to Mandie's and rearrange all her DVD's in no special order....and play with Chandler....and then do the DVD's again after she puts them back.
8. Head on over to my mom's (right now) ex's and just set the damn place on fire. And then figure out some way to frame him for something that gets many, many years in the pen.
9. Work my way around the country collecting those god awful sweatpants I have previously mentioned and torch them, all in the name of the ASPF (Anti-sweatpants Foundation).
10. Take a trip to DC and drown GWB in his own toilet.
11. Raid Walgreens for Vicodin and drop a truckload off at Anotherdaze's house.
12. Find a really awesome girl who has her own damn money and make her mysteriously appear on DouglasMB's doorstep.
13. Visit each one of Last Blast's ex's and help them get into very bad car accidents.
Thirteen is a good number. We'll stop at that.
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Posted by ladiegodiva on 2008-10-13 18:26:14 | Rating: | Views: 57
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I'm crying from hysterics!!! This list is fabulous...makes me want to do one for myself!! You should challenge all to do one as well! :). Oh can you imagine the responses we would get!! Your's is great...and well thought out...should I be disturbed!! (kidding)!
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Posted by brlracincwgrl
on 2008-10-13 20:13:12
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Oh can I order a haunting of foty too? (don't injure him - just make him learn regret) Lol... Great list.
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Posted by EasyToSay
on 2008-10-13 20:28:27
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Absolutely...I dare any of you to come up with the top 13 Ghostly To-do's! Join in the fun and morbidness.
Oh I'm sure I could figure out some sour medicine to give FOTY!
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Posted by ladiegodiva
on 2008-10-13 22:05:12
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That was great. I could add a few to your list.
A favorite would be to haunt people in traffic that cannot go speed limit in the left lane and push down the pedal for them.
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Posted by prelude2it
on 2008-10-14 00:43:11
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That was great! I loved it! Ha! However, you best be staying away from my DVDs, girl! If they are out of order, I will know that it was you! Ha!
Loved it! :)
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Posted by Mandie142
on 2008-10-14 09:08:18
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LOVE this list! What a cool idea!
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Posted by Rajah1116
on 2008-10-14 09:17:10
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:D Love the list. I especially love No5.
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Posted by EasyBev
on 2008-10-14 23:42:09
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*Note to self - don't piss off LG* :P
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Posted by olp76
on 2008-10-16 15:30:17
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