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 Frontal Lobotomy For One
So I started my temp. job yesterday.  Such incompetent people working there that they are forced to pay out the ass for my services.  Ridiculous.  It is not hard work, I could in fact receive a frontal lobotomy and still do what they are paying me to do.  Where is the political correctness in that?  What happened to standards and earning what you are given?  Not a very good example to be setting-"don't do you're work and we'll just pay someone else twice as much to sit next to you and do it".

Not only is it brainless, but I am also forced to withstand the torture of working with yet another not so intelligent or heartfelt or even remotely genuine person.  We'll call her The Church Lady.  Everything you do surely condemns you to an eternity of hell fires and spiritual damnation.  Not only that, but everything you do-her son has done.  To the point where I say "I'll be right back, I'm going to the bathroom" and she will answer "YOU go to the bathroom????  My SON goes to the bathroom!!!!!!!!!!!!"  Oh for the love of God and all things sacred!  Someone please shoot me or at least give me a gun and a bullet.

I thankfully have been given a free pass for the next few days, as I do not have to go back until Tuesday.  I'd much rather spend my time here, with you.  Isn't there anyway a person can earn a living blogging?  I'd have no problem coming up with subject matter or working overtime/odd hours.  Anyone? 
    Posted by ladiegodiva on 2008-01-04 13:32:58 | Rating: | Views: 169
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I actually read in a magazine where one girl made millions blogging, it ended up being a book and all that...

I think we should look into it
Posted by  Mamacita925  on 2008-01-04 13:36:50 
  
Hmm, I actually thought about the book thing. I think my family and friends would get a kick out of it. But...IDK, who has the money for that? I'll give you a hint-it's not me.
Posted by  ladiegodiva  on 2008-01-04 13:38:25 
  
Yeah, when you figure that one out let me know...I could make a freakin' fortune! LMAO...loves the church lady..I have known quite a few of these in my day!
Posted by  Rajah1116  on 2008-01-04 13:38:38 
  
I think they are like a biblical plague.
Posted by  ladiegodiva  on 2008-01-04 13:40:57 
  
I think I work with the Bible Ladies sister -
aye yie yie - the INSANITY!
Posted by  Whitters  on 2008-01-04 13:47:17 
  
She asked me why I had a tongue ring and I just looked at her blankly and said "why do you think"? Priceless.
Posted by  ladiegodiva  on 2008-01-04 13:53:25 
  
That's not really why I got it, it was more of a spiritual thing after I saw this documentary about a primitive tribe that does it to bring them closer to "God"...yes this was way back before they were mainstream...but, I just couldn't resist answering her that way. Especially after I learned her son had his pierced for all of five minutes.
Posted by  ladiegodiva  on 2008-01-04 14:00:02 
  
church ladies hate the tounge rings....

hehehehehe that's why I love mine!!!!

:P
Posted by  Mamacita925  on 2008-01-04 14:40:17 
  
hi ladie!
the lobotomy isn't all it's cracked up to be - look at me, i had one.
;o)
cheers!
Posted by  badlydrawnstickman  on 2008-01-04 14:55:56 
  
I would say that your job sounds pretty cushy, but for the church lady.
Do you remember the Church Lady on Saturday Night Live?
Funny.
Reminds me of a bumper sticker I read once:
'Dear God,
Please save me from your followers.'

I wish I could publish and distribute my own bumper sticker...it would read:

'If you believe in a Literal Hell, you deserve to go to it!'

Tell the Church Lady ...that one.

hehe
Peace
Posted by  DifficultSoul  on 2008-01-04 15:20:58 
  
LG...Hmm, at least we'll get some good gossip about this temp job. :)
Posted by  olp76  on 2008-01-04 15:29:03 
  
I hate being stuck talking to bible humpers, yes everyone is entitled to their own opinion but when I tell someone I'm atheist I get lectured or looked down on
Posted by  kweenb  on 2008-01-04 15:30:52 
  
BE: I got it now, duh-blonde moment.

DS: I do believe I need to find that bumper sticker for my Special Splaturn.

OLP: Gossip is something that seems to find me.

KB: Yes, bible humpers/thumpers are definetly their own breed. I feel that downward stare. It is a "stripping" feeling at times, isn't it?
Posted by  ladiegodiva  on 2008-01-04 16:36:50 
  
If she asks "Have you found Jesus yet?" Just say "No! C'mon, help me look for him!" Oh wait, her SON has probably already found him....
Posted by  kaos264  on 2008-01-05 02:04:05 
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