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Thanks to people suing over hot coffee and their own lack of common sense, I am bombarded with warnings every way I turn. My personal favorites are as follows:
Hair Dryer: Do not use while showering/bathing/sleeping (and I was so looking forward to multi-tasking)
Furniture Polish: Do not use on children (but I prefer the fresh, lemon scent)
Liquid Plumber: Do not reuse container to store beverages (guess that means I have to pony up for a new Kool-Aid jug)
On an Infant Wash Tub: Do not throw infant out with wash water (this is just frigging pitiful)
Toilet Brush: Do not use orally (who has a mouth that opens that wide?)
Toilet Cleaner: Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet (new rule Bobby, use a cup)
Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping (this one is so bizarre I can't even comment)
Pepper Spray: Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes (but I thought it was like Russian Roulette?)
Clothing Iron: Do not iron clothes on body (well then what is this piece of sh*t good for?)
Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning keep out of children (or what?)
Microwave Oven: Do not use to dry pets (I'll try to restrain myself...no promises though)
Lighter Fluid: WARNING Contents Flammable!!! (yes, is that not the point?)
Portable Stroller: Caution: remove infant before folding for storage (some people should just not be allowed to breed)
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Posted by ladiegodiva on 2007-11-15 09:52:10 | Rating: | Views: 126
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LMAO!
I just laughed so hard, I think I pee'd a little.
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Posted by Whitters
on 2007-11-15 09:56:06
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LMFAO! Seriously, tears! Ohhhh Myyy Goood...that is tooo funny! My flat iron has a warning that it's hot! Duhhh
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Posted by Rajah1116
on 2007-11-15 09:57:07
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brilliant thanks for the big laugh!
xhugsx
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Posted by missmarie
on 2007-11-15 09:58:59
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Glad I can still amuse you all.
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Posted by ladiegodiva
on 2007-11-15 10:06:08
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OMG, that was frickin hilarious! I enjoyed the drying pets in microwave one - it reminds me of the scene in Urban Legends where the dude's dog is put in the 'wave...they did not read the warning label!
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Posted by Mandie142
on 2007-11-15 11:00:33
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ROFLMAO !!! To Funny !!!
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Posted by Jaded_Rose
on 2007-11-15 14:22:25
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I think these rules are for the foreign people that hop a plane and come to Canada...LOL
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Posted by olp76
on 2007-11-15 14:41:05
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oh man that is good stuff lol
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Posted by DouglasMB
on 2007-11-15 20:58:32
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Thank you for making me smile and for teaching me how wrong I am when I blow dry my hair while I'm sleeping. I promise to try and stop.
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Posted by HungryHeart
on 2007-11-16 22:44:33
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You forgot the classic: Husqvarna chainsaws: Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.
The scary part is, someone had to consider that a viable option in order for them to place the warning! 8-O
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Posted by Windsinger
on 2007-11-18 23:37:35
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