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It's Not a Tumor
Yesterday I had to go to the doctor for three seperate appointments. 8:30, 12:30 and 3:00. My first little date was for an MRI. And seeing as I don't have insurace they first sent me down to the first floor to the insurance desk to verify that I did not, in fact, have......Read More

Posted on: 2008-03-01 20:15:14 | Rating:

| Views: 96 | Comments: 4 | Tags: hospitals

When She Was a He
I was listening to my morning radio show today when the topic of lying came up. Which gender makes a better liar more specifically. So the question "what's the longest running lie you've told?" was posed and listeners were to call in and share. Well one listener......Read More

Posted on: 2008-03-04 22:10:23 | Rating:

| Views: 111 | Comments: 10 | Tags: transgender lies

Prozac for One
Every loony toon had a pass from the asylum today. I found that out the hard way...translation: my day sucked. Here are some helpful hints for all you f-ing morons who insist on making my life a living hell. 1. You don't brake on the interstate. EVER. Keep......Read More

Posted on: 2008-03-05 22:00:48 | Rating:

| Views: 73 | Comments: 4 | Tags: crap crap and more crap

Tired of Feeling This Way
Here I am, sick again. What's gotten into my head this time? Some type of flu accompanied with nightmares that leave me feeling lost and alone and empty. I dream that Aaron is dead and I am alone. Then I dream that he is gone and I can't find him. Then I dream that I......Read More

Posted on: 2008-03-07 15:52:57 | Rating:

| Views: 72 | Comments: 3 | Tags: sick

Bigger Celebrity Oops
Sitting home sick limits ones ability to watch "good" tv. Because daytime tv just plain sucks. So here I sit watching "Bigger Celebrity Oops" and wishing I could be one of the people commenting on the behavior of the rich and famous. So I thought I'd go......Read More

Posted on: 2008-03-07 16:24:36 | Rating:

| Views: 79 | Comments: 3 | Tags: wasting time

Legal No-no's
Working for an attorney is not just a full time job. It's full time hell on occasion. Not only do I have to deal with high emotions, but I also have to tolerate idiots lacking brain cells. While I cannot give you legal advice, I can offer you some common sense pointers. ......Read More

Posted on: 2008-03-11 21:14:59 | Rating:

| Views: 74 | Comments: 5 | Tags: pet peeves

Carnies or Wallies?
I had to run to WalMart today on my lunch hour. I HATE WalMart. Too bad I can't afford to not shop there. As I stood in line waiting for the cashier to be done taking her sweet ass time talking shop with the old lady in the wheelchair it hit me-I hate old people. They're......Read More

Posted on: 2008-03-12 23:06:13 | Rating:

| Views: 91 | Comments: 7 | Tags: WalMart

Suicidal Slip-ups
So Aaron and I were driving along and somehow got on the topic of me not wanting to hear something, so I said I was going to pop my eardrums with a pen just so I didn't have to listen to him. He said he would just learn sign language. I said "fine, I'll just scoop out my eyeballs......Read More

Posted on: 2008-03-17 20:21:34 | Rating:

| Views: 70 | Comments: 4 | Tags: morbid funny

Imperfectly Me
I normally shun public thinking. Because the public as a whole is a perfect idiot. I made an appointment with a cosmetic dentist to see about having my teeth fixed before the wedding. I'm tired of looking like a cross between Madonna and Austin Powers-in the mouth anyway. ......Read More

Posted on: 2008-03-20 19:15:08 | Rating:

| Views: 71 | Comments: 3 | Tags: Grave's Disease thin bad teeth

The Rock of Love II
The Rock of Love II. The only thing better than The Rock of Love. Although I have no room in my life for piddly, drama ridden moments of fighting for a man's attention, I do overly enjoy watching the catfights commence from the safety of my own couch. With Aaron sitting next to......Read More